I THOUGHT I LOST YOU BROS FOREVER!!!

yes

4chink temporarily shuts down. its being raided by furry faggots sitewide right now.

Whatup? Just came back from the bar.

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user, i'll be at your house in your bed in 30min

y-yes dear

THE CHINESE HAVE CONSPIRED WITH FEDERAL US GOVERNMENT TO INVADE AMERICA BY:
1. GENERAL GUANGXIN OF PLA BUYING LANDING STRIPS AT GRAND FORKS AND MORNING STAR RANCH
2. UPGRADING THE RUNWAY TO 10000 FT TO ACCOMMODATE LARGE AIRCRAFT
3. GETTING TAPPED INTO THE ELECTRICAL GRID WITH ACCESS CODES
4. LEAVING 85 BILLION OF MILITARY EQUIPMENT IN AFGHANISTAN
5. SENDING MILITARY RESOURCES TO UKRAINE FOR POLITICAL STRUGGLE
6. REMOVING FIGHTER JET PILOTS AND WARRIORS FROM THE MILITARY WITH VACCINATION REQUIREMENTS
7. USING MASS SHOOTINGS AS AN ATTEMPT TO CURTAIL GUN PRIVILEGES FROM AMERICANS
8. SELLING OUR STRATEGIC OIL RESERVES TO CHINA

Kek. I'll join, I got a ghillie suit.

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IS IT THE CYBER POLICE?
WERE WE JUST FUCKING BACK TRACED??!

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that was really scary, fren

bring only your finest garloids

It's alright user. And even if the site were to disappear, we are all bound to one another's memories. If this site disappears, we unite on the battlefield.

L has downed the server only for certain regions
Kira is among us

Don't fucking tease me.

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Oh no
Not the cyber dragon

Outside is where the Frens are you fucking idiot

As a glownigger, I can confirm we are ramping up DDoS attacks against you.

I felt it in my penis

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Its because of this video
they dont want you to know that russia
has just used 2 tactical nukes in odessa
more info coming in

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Depends... I met some anons in the military.

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Who was behind it?

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sry user i pooped in the tubes

we need to decentralize anyway

Anyone else hoping this site went down for good and that we'd actually be free?

Just woke up bros. Guess I missed a habbening? Glad I slept through the outage.

Checked and kek'd

I live outside of Portland I don't have Frens anymore.

I completed the last part of my training tonight. I have been commanded to liberate the West.

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Allah Akbar WTF happened?

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holy fuck. this looks unironically legit. why not make a thread about it

If those were nukes, the person filming this would go blind.
>inb4 muh mushroom cloud
Mushroom clouds can be a results of powerful conventional explosives, retard.

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can I join?

Thank you local internet schizoid. I recognize some of these as accepted facts and learned that yes, we did sell a large amount of bullshit Texas land near an airfield to him..

Wait wtf?

Unironically is this shit real?

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Georgia Guidestones were unironically just the warm up.

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>If those were nukes, the person filming this would go blind.

only the first flash is blinding