>be me
>work for large “woke” firm in Melbourne
>co-worker announces pregnancy with her black bf, all the women swoon and congratulate
>i PM my only based coworker
>”NOGGED. Toll when?”
>15 mins later
>”user, what the hell does your message in the group chat mean?”
>ohshitohfuck.png
>i posted that in the public group chat
>boss wants to have a meeting tomorrow with HR
How fucked am I bros?
You have egg nog year round? Start working on the poot factory if so
Fake and gay. No one would be able to decode that enough to "call you to an HR meeting" unless they were already wayciss.
> OYE, THAT SHIELA GOT NOGGED
walk in wearing a burger king paper crown, you know what to say
Just say it's an inside joke about egg nog and the toll is the toll of jinglebells
You're REALLY excited for Christmas
Not fucked at all.
Just say that in your video game chat with your friends, nogged means bred (impregnated), and that “toll when” is referencing her new complete lack of money.
>children expensive
>children bad
>money good
>consoom good
>work good
Then ask them
>why
>lol what did you think it meant?
And then everyone clapped
why are there so many of these fake slide threads?
if it isn't some low quality nigger thread with fake story it's a fake story with a tranny bait image
why?
>Any Forums is a super serious business board, we are gonna take down the world economic forum.
Relax, Any Forums is a place 4frenz and 4fun.
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> These people will post threads and may also pretend to interact within a thread, again in a manner to cause harm to Whites.
> Popular topics include: BBC, White Replacement, White Genocide, BNWO, Interbreeding, Insults, Demoralization, Trying to cause division among Whites, Trying to confuse Whites.
> Other topics include: Shilling for progressive/liberal agenda, Attempting to keep white men away from black women.
> Learn about what’s really going on.
Necessary nigger information [massive amount of useful info]
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Niggers without camouflage [rare glimpse at reality]
Bots. Any Forums is dead because of gpt3/4
Ask not for who the nog tolls, the nog tolls for thee
listen man, im gonna tell you wht to do, go to a screen printer and get a shirt and hat printed with the slogan "nogged. toll when?" with an egg nog and festive wreath on it. wear it to the meeting.
sttep2: act natural
step 3: when they ask about the message go into lead in where you take out another set of the shirt and haat from a bag and tell them the pprice of your new exciting clothing line. tell then youre thankful theyre intereted in nogged toll unlimited apparel.
step 4: profit
>Christmas in july.
>EGG nog
>Bells tolling.
admit to nothing ,and tune your workmate up ,so he also knows what to tell the cunt.
Who cares? Man up. A real man and Chad wouldn't care.
Bring a can of black shoe polish when you go. Embrace the Epicness.
You’re absolutely fucked. Hahahahaahahhahahahahahahahaahhaha. I remember working in Melbourne too, construction industry, half the men were vegan, half the women were vocal about feminism in the office.
You.
Are.
Gone.
Ps, I am glad actually, people being racist and talking like Any Forums is real life don’t belong in my country or my workplace.
Respect
Another “I got fired for being racist!” thread. What a lazy and gay psyop
Talking about that good oak,
Thought it was a pm to your mate about great egg nog didn't mean to send it in the group chat.
Just say it was a joke about hey having her egg "nogged" my becoming pregnant.
This
This.
Fucking this.