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What does he have that I don’t?
Logan Murphy
Zachary Stewart
He has a dick.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
glasses?
Evan Reed
He probably has like a 9 inch cock or something, and has esoteric sex knowledge that gets his girl wet on will.
Matthew Foster
Money
Gabriel Moore
This. Bitches become niagara falls for glasses.
Eli Harris
fame and money
Brody Hughes
a youtube following of low IQ and money?
Bentley Garcia
happiness
Oliver Cook
She's not that hot
Eli Flores
a girlfriend
David Anderson
just grow a youtube channel built on mediocre takes that edge alt right smol brains into thinking you know fuck all. do that for a few years and you'll be set brah.
Justin Cruz
Nice teeth nice hair symmetrical face. Post yourself so we can compare.
Leo Torres
Everything
Jeremiah Davis
how is Estonia? is it pozzed like the rest?
Hudson Johnson
David Lee
the real answer is confidence. dude truly believes in and is passionate about his dumb youtube channel. Bitches like shit like that
Alexander Gomez
She’s a glorified prostitute
Hudson Fisher
A girlfriend, apparently.
James Bailey
Brains and and worldwide recognition
Lincoln Rodriguez
Herpes?
Fuck this John Lennon looking mf.
You too can fuck your cousin.
Andrew Barnes
>be me
>be 50yo longhair
>still getting bitches numbers without trying
It's the hair, trust me, it's the hair.
Jeremiah Lewis
He's a certified plumber
Leo Evans
he legit has a massive cock. look it up. also he is famous. women LOVE famous men. that girl is real pretty. it breaks my heart to be so alone.
Eli Perez
10.2
Lucas Cooper
Lmao! When was this taken? Is that his mexican wife?