This list of things that can give you a heart attack is getting retarded

This list of things that can give you a heart attack is getting retarded.

What's next? Will i get a hear attack for drinking water?

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didnt ask
dont care
not my problem

So does being a faggot, so.. my condolences for your short life OP

Eating non-synthetic meat

sarcasm is for faggots tho
i hate this age of irony and snarkiness so fucking much

Is that so?-ACK!

Actually drinking excessive amounts of water will cause a electrolyte imbalance which might cause a heart attack

Coke friend even making your bed can give you Hearth attacks, please get your booster we are in this.

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>Fabulous news
Well played

> clickbait makes money

I know that, but you get my point

how about pretending to be a gender you're not?

I have no doubt that the vaxx will eventually find its way into the water supply through contamination.

So yes, you could eventually die from drinking water.

the evil system is laughing at the sheep, but the sheep don't see. these headlines are designed not to mock them, but demoralise us

>I have no doubt that the vaxx will eventually find its way into the water supply through contamination.
If that's the case, how will we survive user?

the heavy metals will disperse and the bad ones are radiological so would show up in local automated sampling

the lipid nanoparticles won't have the same effect ingested as injected and they will break down regardless

the spike protein is biological, it will be destroyed by enzymes and be amino acids/incorporated into other things by the time it gets to us, and again - acid will destroy it even if it got to that point

elites wouldn't risk it lad. no injection, tests or masks you are gucci

I heckin love sciencerino! It's great!

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>believing a fear-mongerer, and a memeflag at that
user...

OH WOW WHAT A BIG FUCKING DEAL

>its da climate
>its da meat
>its da shower
>its da exercise
>its da sarcasm
Let me take a wild guess at what it isn't

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MASTURBATION LEADING CAUSE OF HEART ATTACKS

You can be sarcastic without being a cunt.
I mean, if we took everything from clown world so seriously, we sure would have more heart attacks and this time it wouldn't be from the vaxx.

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>You can be sarcastic without being a cunt.
A lot of zoomers I've met will disagree. I found most of them took it personally and thought I was being a dick when I was just being playful and friendly.

Sacrasm is a high iq way of telling somebody to btfo. And in that regard its a white men instument.

Sun troon journies are comforting themselves. Loving how blacked their mind is.

I guarantee they will promote eating poos and drinking pees as a healthy remedy to heart condition at some point.