What's really going on here?

What's really going on here?

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easy money

aesthetics

Why curse your customers?

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HEK-293 enhanced water produced by Masonic elites at JCM Farming or just silly marketing.

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truth in advertising

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Idk, you tell me

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cans are actually a better container for water than the plastic bottles most people associate with the bottled water industry but every time I've seen these for sale the price is absolutely retarded.

drink them if they are complimentary but never buy them

Started off as a brand of drink that you wouldn't feel silly drinking at small venue concerts since it kinda looks like beer.
It's success in expanding seems to be astro-turfed since the brand should naturally turn off normal people, but it might have found success amongst the overlap of Redditors who like seltzer drinks like White Claw.

100% of people who have drank water die. Water is an addictive lethal poison with a 100% fatality rate.

>being ashamed about drinking water
ishygddt

>Sold at concerts for $10 a can of water.
>Looks like a beer.
>You are already dead.

People selling their souls to this company. Oh yeah for sure it’s all stunt for marketing and only that. Nothing ominous or insidious about that not at all

I got one in a Whole Foods of all places for like $1.79 and that's even with Joe Biden's Prices. Expensive for packaged water but not as bad as you'd expect.

Cans are lined with plastic. Hope that helps!

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Yeah the best container continues to be glass.

Way different kind of plastic. Not great, but not the same as a PET bottle.

I'd drink it if I was a recovering alcoholic

I drink other canned sparkeling water in the summers to avoid drinking beers

Fuck

They always win, don’t they.
What about glass bottles?

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Besides the seal in the cap (I don't know what those are made of) it's the best choice, as stated.

>nobody mentioning VC fund metrics

VCs funded companies are essentially a pump and dump
>lots of money flows in
>almost all of it used to establish marketing dominance and marketing
>some sort of aquistion or IPO
>VS can dump on the market
>company bleeds on the stock market
early investors and all the staff are making money while the public markets are providing exit liquidity

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