Uses no fuel and allows me to traverse the city pretty quickly...

>gravel road

>traverse the city
>20% faster than walking
>burns coal

Lazy cope

bicycle also doesnt use fuel and is much faster

Anything is better than a (((car))).

Pretty gay.

do you always bring the golf club bag with you?

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Uses no fuel and allows me to traverse the city pretty quickly.
Just have to lift my legs to not get mogged by a crack or hole in the ground.
Can stop using hockey skills or tony hawk on my pads.
I can always sit down, spend 2 minutes unstrapping and put on normal shoes and put these bad boiz in my backpack or wear em like bling.
Pretty cool, huh?

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It uses the power of my body that is fueled by food. I can do 14km/h on average with my scoot. That's twice the speed of a fast walk.

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i had a scooter until one of the wheels mandela effected into a shape of a triangle then i stopped riding it on the count of the thud it made ever so often...will things ever come up milhouse for me again after that? only god can decide...hope to doublegod he scoots tho...

You can't take the bike into the store/office where it can't get stolen.

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>fueled by food
Ahh there it is. So it does run on fuel. Learn what words mean before you say them

I refuse to waste 2 minutes every time I need to change shoes. Make it easier and working with my regular work shoes.

that actually looks like fun so long as your street isn't a pile of shitty holes and stones. probably would blow the tires and beat your knees up otherwise

but, some of those things can actually take a pretty good grade, it just drains the battery faster. i have a longboard one

Here in Europe we spend money too keep our roads fixed.

>14km/h
What is that in freedom units? Commie bullshit units can chordal my balls

If you're talking about scooters, then no. Not a good solution because it still costs you money and needs to be charged. Where does that battery's charge come from wonder
Honestly the best answer is still bikes. More people riding their own bikes with enough room will please the hippies. It also encourages a more healthy lifestyle, riding a scooter is sedentary still.

yeah I included that cus it's a pain in the ass.
Only way I could see it integrated into normal shoes in a non-dangerous way would be if you could kind of lever the wheels down into place, but then you'd be walking around with silly wheels above your shoes when not using them.
still pretty cool idea though.

Now put a car seat on it and bring home a weeks worth of groceries.

>roll up on some hotties
>every vagina within a 5 mile radius utterly desiccated

Take the Goat Mobile Pill
>Uses no fuel
>I can sit
>Goat can eat whatever it finds
>Bitches get wet and wanna pet the goat
>Vegans seethe
>Jannies have to clean up the goat turds

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Charged?

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WHERE IS YOUR CASTER ANGLE

you can get some chain and wrap it around "rama" retard

Yes, I use this 120L backpack to transport goods from the store to my house.

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but apparently they do exist.
and someone said some shit about doop skates working similarly.
and there's plenty for regular rollerskates too but...dont think you'll be going on the streets with those.

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The onions is strong in this one.

don't ride it too close to people user. some people don't deal well with sudden movements. i am too paranoid for the quantity of oblivious retards who want to pass by on footpaths riding these things. someday one of these retards is gonna reach back to scratch their arse or something and totally freak out when i tackle them off of their faggotass scooter and leave them rolling around in their intestines because i thought they were reaching for something and coming at me at pace

I don't trust chains. Polish animals try to steal everything.

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Reported for being af faggot

No problem as I use large 20cm wheels.

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bikes have the problem of retards taking up two-lane commute roads though. yes, obviously that's a planning problem, but still retards don't realize there's certain roads they should be forbidden from. and then some pussy fuck doesnt have the balls to pass them and everyone is going bicycle speed for miles.

These are custom boots designed to work with this blades. Fuck that shit. I have a very large foot. They don't sell my size.

oh shut the fuck up user, you spend Germany's money on keeping your roads fixed. also my country is more of a continent

This is your excuse for spending more money on LGBT than fixing roads?

Did you go pride parade with the scooter?

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the roads are actually not bad at all where i am. I'm in one of the wealthiest parts of the country. some other places look like Warsaw in 1941