Chris chan is based

>be me
>massive neet
>takes from society unlike most of you whitecucks
>spends life on very funny and cool comic
>has sex (unlike most of you)
>an actual badass motherfucker
>gets caught
>claims to be tranny but refuses to be undicked
>goes to female jail
>competition of sex is basically zero since he is the only one with a real penis
>free bed
>free meals
>other trannies seethe
>feminists seethe
>chuds seethe
>Democrap and Republicucks seethe

Just admit it faggots, Chris chan is the biggest chad that ever lived.
what are the political implications of being so dangerously based?

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He is mentally retarded. And look at him, he is literally deformed.

And if i only could make a deal with god, id never tell him to swap our places.

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chris-CHAD!

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lmao spinny dick boy

Chris Chan is pretty based NGL. I love the part where he hates faggots

He's the IRL forrest gump.

>shits himself constantly
>broke his micro penis
>literally sees the world through shitty pop culture faggotry

Yeah, you’re a fucking a retard

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and michael Schneider for being a jew

I miss when Chris chan made content. I miss when Any Forums would eagerly discuss each crazy video he put out.

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If you can't paticipate in satire, a newfag you are

We really need to get a prison snitch to give us the play by play on Chris' time in prison.

It's funny that he neeted life and lived off his mum's tendies, raped her and went to prison to rape the inmates and live off of the govs tendies.

He finally found his boyfriend free girls. He beat the system. He became the most famous and documented man to ever live.

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CLYDE CASH!

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It's almost as though we should keep the lunatics in asylums because it would be better for all parties.
Weird, I know.