I got the 2 Pfizer vaccines a bit over a year ago (1 year 4 months) at this point. I assumed it would be a pretty easy way to kill myself, as i've been wanting to off myself but haven't really wanted my family to think that I did. But its been so long and nothing has happened!
When does the death switch kick in?
When will i die?
Matthew Thomas
Jaxson Miller
Kayden Young
same but with moderna and not pfizer, wanted to die by outsourced suicide but I am still here, fucking niggers lied to me
Xavier Diaz
It will make you kill yoursekf
Hunter Green
Ryan Peterson
shouldve bought fent bro, the vacx aint gonna do shit, only q tards think it will hurt you. i got it as well and im healthier than ever.
Brody Lee
Nice digits. Been almost 18 months, no mad cow.
But i'd think i'd notice something? I havent noticed any symptoms
Didnt get this, my /x/ abilities have stayed roughly the same since before i got the jab.
Evan Taylor
Also any link to the mad cow paper? Mad cow is misfolded proteins (prions) so its interested that spike proteins would cause that
Aaron Davis
Do you live a sedentary lifestyle? If so, that's probably why you haven't experienced pic related. Regardless, the main purpose of the jab is to sterilize you, not to outright kill you. The death is a side effect.
Isaiah Garcia
According to retarded Any Forumscel anti-vax schizos, you should have died in 2021.
Colton Johnson
Those digits.
I KNEEL
Matthew Diaz
No, i'm fairly active. Go to the gym somewhat, go on hikes, stuff like that. Not like an athlete though
Anthony Brooks
About 2 second, 2 minutes, 2 hours and 2 weeks
Leo Bell
>heatstroke never existed before 2021
Anthony Lopez
>athletes, actors, politicians, nurses and comedians dropped like flies before the vax rollout
kek.
>dmx gets the jab
>immediately dies of a heart attack
Jayden Brooks
Why aren't the anti-vaxxers dead from covid already?! Fauci and Biden promised all the anti-vaxxers would be gone by now! REEEEEEEEEE!!!
Hudson Bell
Witnessed
Not soon enough OP
Lincoln Carter
When does your shift end kike?
Jacob Thompson
You will absolutely die from the vaccine in 2 weeks from any random date you pick over the next 100 years. It's absolutely going to happen, a pack of mentally ill spastics from Any Forums kept screeching about it
Isaac Reyes
Are we still on track for this timeline? ADE might be happening already.
Liam Howard
I'm pretty sure you were supposed to drink a pint of antifreeze 3 days after being fully vaccinated. If it's been a years and a half you might be looking at two pints of antifreeze for the vaccine to kick in.
Camden Baker
incredibly checked and horribly aged
Jaxon Martin
>like flies
How many so far this year? Two?
You're just as bad as the retards saying COVID was actually dangerous.