ON PATROL LIVE #5 ‘SCUSE ME EDITION

ON PATROL: LIVE - STARTS AT 9:00 PM EDT AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/SAT)

>What the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on Any Forums?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE
twitch.tv/vjoselia

ON PATROL: LIVE BINGO: mfbc.us/m/fwd258q

KISS: youtu.be/EFMD7Usflbg

PREVIOUS BREAD:

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I HATE NIGGERS

ANUS

>sit down
>siete

>cops walk up to you
>call you an ambulance
>you now owe the medical system $1,000,000
just another day in murrica

DAN

Every time I see Paterson NJ it looks like the most hellish place to live.

Funnel Hacker?
Did they just get trolled into advertising for a social media company?!

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I want Addy Perez to sit on my face NOW

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>le 56%

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JUST CUZ I'M HIGH ON CRACK AND SUCKIN DICK FOR MONEY YOU THINK I'M DOIN SOMETHIN ILLEGAL?! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?!

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simon says...
touch your toes

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bitch look like Orlando Jordan

MORE GLOBOHOMO ADS PLEASE!!!!

Ambulance?

THAT'LL BE $200,000 PLUS TIP

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>blacks right by on dirtbikes and scooters
must be north atlantic

Dan is back bringing the bants.....

>simon says...
I was thinking more Twister
"Both hands, sidewalk crack"

He lost because he touched the ground

>GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 20 CRACKHEAD

shaking my head at this racism

This show consists of 80% of the time cops simply asking people if they can search or if they committed a crime and people consenting to searches and instantly admitting to breaking the law. Its insane how many people just get themselves locked up cause they are retarded and don't know their rights.

KEK this bitch

I wontcha badge numba! 1010

it's a pyramid scheme

We're looking out for YOU

I don't think liberals are going to be happy what this show exposes.

They’re not showing Addy because they know we love her. She’s officer AOC

chimp out?

>BITCH HE LETTIN' US GO SHUT THE FUCK UP

WHO THE FUCK WAS LAUGHING

I don't like that higher-up seeming guy with the white polo, comes off as insincere

I WANCHO BAGE NUMBAS

lol niggers think getting a badge number is a get out of jail card

fpbp

They essentially cancelled it once

good

Crack head nigger needs to write down 1010

Dan should do Baltimore and Chicago

C’mon lil’ Henry

>1010

is that a troll

T

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I WAN YO BADGE NUMMA CRACKA

>commercials
>uppity nigger
>crackhead
>commercials

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Fuck them and their censorship

All kidding a side..... it feels good to be back bros, I missed you anons

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this lmfao

He’s “riding along” to make sure they don’t show the actual crimes

>officer AOC
stop saying that you're face blind

Khloe Karashian looks hot.

In an up&down manner?

Only thing he's hacking is a liquor store window

she might try to call someone collect
>CALL 1010220!

His real badge number is 1352.

>we're putting these cuffs on you for our safety and yours

Are they all black

Comfy threads are back again. So happy about it being back!

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Should have said his badge number is ten out of ten

>2 hours later
THE NUMBERS, MASON

She's a massive nigger lover.

The Africans were the ones who created civilization, and you created NOTHING but barbarism. You're the fucking barbarians. YOU destroyed the treasures of mankind, the Africans only united it. The fuck do you know about civilization?
What the fuck do you know about pride? What the fuck do you have to be proud of, except LOOTING, GENOCIDING, and DESTROYING the cultures and people's and wealths of this world.
The fuck do you know, mayonigger? You fucking ugly disgusting piece of bird shit. You want to talk racism? I can be way more racist than you, angloid. WHAT FUCKING CIVILIZATION DID ANGLOIDS EVER HAVE?
It needed the romans to fuck all of you in the ass to give you any civilization, you never had any of your own. You wanna be racist? I can be way more racist than you. You wanna talk shit about Africans? What the fuck do you have on Africa huh? You have NOTHING, because you're a mayonigger cuck BITCH.

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Fuck it, add Philly too. We'd have PLENTY of shit to see.

Tendies AND Icee dessert?
I gotta get my ass to the Golden Corral!

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That laughter during the cut to commercial was priceless.

Why would you post KISS? that's one of the gayest fucking kike bands that ever existed.

kek

QUADS

I used to watch this on tv, diden't realize how much more fun it is with yall

YWNBAW

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she looks like she's been surgically altered into a blaxican

OMG A white couple in an ad. WTF is this real?

makes sense. He seems like he has higher aspirations also and thinks this will help. He was overly understanding with a bunch of niggers at a street party last night too

>diabetes ads
America land of the free

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WE

Wrong. Lucy was american

>double quads
checked, giga nigger has been disabled

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O O O OOOZEMPIC

REELZ should give an option to air past midnight based on content.

Kourtney was and is the best one.

gonna go eat some tide pods to celebrate

Since the dawn of history the Negro has owned the continent of Africa rich beyond the dream of poets fancy, crunching acres of diamonds beneath his bare black feet and yet he never picked one up from the dust until a white man showed to him its glittering light.

His land swarmed with powerful and docile animals, yet he never dreamed a harness, cart, or sled.

A hunter by necessity, he never made an axe, spear, or arrowhead worth preserving beyond the moment of its use. He lived as an ox, content to graze for an hour.

In a land of stone and timber he never sawed a foot of lumber, carved a block, or built a house save of broken sticks and mud.

With league on league of ocean strand and miles of inland seas, for four thousand years he watched their surface ripple under the wind, heard the thunder of the surf on his beach, the howl of the storm over his head, gazed on the dim blue horizon calling him to worlds that lie beyond, and yet he never dreamed a sail.

>my badge number? 1488

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he badge number is now 9999

PERFECTION

im not even white im a pasty native and I hate niggers

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>20 second ad about weight loss drug
>2 minutes of warning about side effects
the fuck

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WUZ

Needs a nickname

KEK WHAT EVEN IS THAT FACE

How come they don't have to warn about the vax side effects?

They literally force us so eat corn syrup just like the shizo memes. Oh and with søy also

YES

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KAGNZ

what are you a conspiracy theorist??? vaccines can't hurt you duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. they're special medicine!

I always thought that there should be a website that streams live pd after 12. All the wild shit happens after midnight

requesting someone make addy perez in the sims 4

One drive down Kensington would convince anyone watching that this country is doomed.

>That symbol on the door..

NIGGERZ

Big pharma things

>weight loss drugs
America is enough proof that those drugs don't work, should sue them

patrick stars foot?

Florida man comes out at night...

Please don't say y'all. It discredits you as a human nowadays.

Trust the science, chud

Spoopy

>sweet cunny academy

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Burgers are inundated with pharmaceuticals 24/7. Don't worry though, there's pills you can take for the side effects, but they cause other side effects. Oh, we got a pill for that shit too!

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>fire alarm
>send cop and not firefighters

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>These fucking goyim make me sick, look at that one slumped over with her pussy out. Wait till the Russians come and fuck them in the ass
DAN NOOOOOOOOOO

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Nigger if you grew up in appalachia you say yall. Simple as.

Should’ve sent in the social workers

God's mistake

WE NEED LIVE PD AFTER HOURS

>NO CROCS

HIGH SPEED CHASE

i knew the opioid problem was bad when they started having commercials for prescription stool softeners

Cops should learn how to pick locks and carry some picks, could get in to most buildings

Kys yankee

hold up.

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>HIGH SPEED CHASE
2 men suspected of stealing a car
Time to guess their details, anons!

kek just take creatine

A heart within a heart? Oh fug.

>GTA
It's niggers, I'm sure of it.

I’ll keep baking tonight until after hours

oy vey cut to the car chase

Wait a minute, what do the hands symbolize? Anything at all?

all police bodycam in USA on constant live stream. Maybe some tactical delay.

Must be those evil racist whites committing crimes again

holy shit

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known pedo symbol

and the dark brotherhood??

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This

Reminds me if those weird paintings

SO FAST BROS WTF

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That car is fucked up too

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Should've been a white ford bronco

Another lpd slow chase. We need more hot female puppy rescue qt

thai koon do?

The streamer put those up, retard

so they did need to send police

Good eye user

Are Berkeley and Richland counties really the blighted shitholes they seem like on this show?

And is nye county really a post apocalyptic wasteland inhabited solely by the mentally ill?

>KIA SOVL
KIA SOVL
>KIA SOVL
KIA SOVL
>KIA SOVL
KIA SOVL
>KIA SOVL
KIA SOVL

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Bussin and busted

It’s over! Nigs nigging
>what happens wuz

lol they got that nigger on a leash

Dat hair though

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We need OPLive in Chicago or south central

on god this aint bussin no mo

>little hands big hearts

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These shows make 13/50 so blatantly appaerant

Nye is for sure

cops be rough no cap on God... fr

Man fuk this shit fr dog on god, this AINT bussin

RANGZ

But its actually on the door

Fucking this. When they had ads for that stuff during the super bowl i could not believe it.

>I'm with the brotherhood (pay 38 gold)

Literally shut it down and switch to the car chase.

I'm not in the South, but seriously fuck you

Literally just go sit in a court room doing arraignments some day, most of them allow observers if they have enough room for seating. It's just Oops all Niggers.

checked. That's why it was cancelled for 2 fucking years. So happy we're back now!

Why do you think it got canceled?

PERF

I saw the hearts. I knew.

ong bruh these cops be mad cap fr

Would be boring. You can pretty much do whatever you want. Me and my buddie was in the back of a car drinking and tossing the empty cans out the window and the drives was speeding. We passed multiple cops and that gave no fucks

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Ment for

The Volusia cop looks like a buff tranny.

GAS THE SCHOOL
EDUCATION WAR NOW

>yes, I make everyone new take a pack test to join my department yet exempt myself, how could you tell?

>taze all zoomers

Brah

Read the OP. Saint George Floyd got it canceled

>they're gassing the kids

>Are Berkeley and Richland counties really the blighted shitholes they seem like on this show?

Like most of the south they have nice areas, just segregated areas with high concentrations of niggers and rednecks.

Only 30 minutes left, anons
I'm not ready for it to be over

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Did y'all hear about the attacks on a police facility under construction that injured some workers and destroyed some property? Just in the last couple weeks. I think they threw Molotov cocktails or something.

burgerland commercials are unreal

They could probably use more commercial directed at their actual audience… just saying

This show would have much more content if they got LVMPD on board.

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pedophile symbols on the door of that place got bug bombed

>last 30 mins
rollan for shots fired

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I was just thinking this. I missed these night and hanging you with you guys. I'm so happy we back

Every redditfag and twitterfag should be forced to watch this show. Strap those motherfuckers to chairs and hold their eyes open with eye speculums.

I haven't watched TV with ads in years and seeing them now is so jarring, how are there so many niggers and pharmaceutical ads??