ON PATROL: LIVE #3 YOU GOT AC? EDITIO

WHERE MY DOGS AT?

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>dog named Shalom

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this is what you are trannies

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SHALOM, AMAZING GRACE GOY

>SHALOM
>AMAZING GRACE
holy shit!

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Jesus NYE County is Hills Have Eyes level of rot.

((((Dogs))))

KEK

actually in the drawers

>cop doesn't know what a stick is

Pitbull named shalom. There's a joke there but I'm not smart enough to make it

There are all sorts of fucked up people, aren't there?

3 dog night edition

cmon Dan... cut it out.

both cut skin off infants in one way or another

>the Obama
Oh fuck yes

>shitbulls
>Shalom and Amazing Grace
peak christcuck

>the obama

>Bring guns and armor
Sounds like paradise.

MY MAN STRATCOM WITH THE BANTS

I missed Dan's dad jokes

I hate dogs.

WE BACK MAN WE BACK. WITH DOWNTOWN DANNY BROWN!

yes, every tranny is a mentally ill basket case
there are no trannies that are stable well adjusted individuals

OBAMA CHADS WE BACK

based

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>Command, please send a translator forthwith

OBAMAMART

KING NIGGER LIQUOR

Dan will have his revenge...

OBAMA STORE IS BACK

THE RETURN OF OBAMA MART

Non human spotted

>the obama
lmao

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obama truly was an inspiration to niggers everywhere

I hope bubba and his stick of butter are doing okay tonight

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>The Obama

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Obama's legacy lives on

>cop drives up
>start off by saying "DIS OUR PRIVATE PROPERTY"
is this a good strategy?

god damn that nigger is fucking drunk

CHOOT EM

These could be his sons

Spend all your time waiting
For that second chance
For a break that would make it okay
There's always some reason
To feel not good enough
And it's hard at the end of the day
I need some distraction
Oh, beautiful release
Memories seep from my veins
Let me be empty
Oh, and weightless and maybe
I'll find some peace tonight
In the arms of the angel
Fly away from here
From this dark cold hotel room
And the endlessness that you fear
You are pulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverie
You're in the arms of the angel
May you find some comfort here

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I am going to get a Belgian Shephed.

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If he had keeds

Right there. Scientists need to examine a black man's brain when they should be calm and talking to a cop instead of wandering around shaking their head

Dumb human spotted.

unit

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He's as drunk as a skunk so he's out of his cotton picking mind right now

one jogged completely away in the shitwest

>If you only knew...

Why didn't they pat them all down and search the cars first? Shit jumps off quick, officers.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STANCE?

Pouring up.... sheet mane

oh he's gonna have weed too huh?

kew ranch
AH HELL NA HE POURIN OUT MALT

COOL RANCH DIABETOS

he flexin'

THE ABSOLUTE STATE..

fucking A pose

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The "fuck around and find out, cracka" stance

So is this bingo or not?

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The protagonist of humanity

Bubba been throwing screws in the road, we have his DNA, Bubba is going down
Assault on a tire, Bubba doing 15 years in county

You owe me $14

>*blocks your path*

PARTY FOUL

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the gods must be crazy
KEK

"AY NIGGA YOU OWE ME $14!"

what kind of cheap shit was that?

>community policing
They mean stop enforcing laws.

I don't know if you remember me but I no longer live in a manufactured home and I donated all my wife's scissors to the local elementary school

TRANNY SONG
INTERSEX INDIVIDUAL

Troon with the tunes

TROONY TUNES

THE OBAMA!!!

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Tranny tunes

this nigger got hit with a missile in Vietnam and is having flashbacks lmfao

kang nigger mart, a live pd classic

>actual obama store
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES I FUCKING CANT
SOMEBODY FIND THAT ON THE MAP

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>bacardi gold
UGH
silver is far better

"what have I become?"

looked like either bacardi or wild turkey, couldn't see the label.

HOLY SHIT A LIVE Any Forums JANITOR PLAYING MUSIC

Tranny music

lol the intersex is better at guitar than I expected

WERE OFF THE RAILS. I FUCKING MISSED THIS SHIT BOYS

>ride up to guys
>pour out their liquor
>leave
uh...

Holy shit! That tranny wasn’t so bad at the strings

what quest would the desert tranny give you user?

not bad

My sweetest friend

KEK

too skinny

wtf!? I like the intersex community now

OUR INTERSEX!!!

You are not familiar with the wonders of the Obama Store?

TROONY TUNES

no thot patrol, no failed DUI, no fast food joint, no interracial couple were you accidentally watching a rerun of cops or something

The libs that got Live PD cancelled are SEEEEETHING

just audibly keked at the spectacle we just witnessed

LOONEY TROONS

I didnt know it was actually real

hittem with the disrespect bottle drain

also

Intersex chad vs virgin tranny

its always weird seeing has been actors doing this D tier ads

/ourtroon/?

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Well you don't have bingo, so no

OK what the fuck is this actually what America is like? kek

What’s this stance called

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>WELL I REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID TO ME
>YOU'LL STILL BE ABLE TO POOP AND PEE
>YOU'LL HAVE ALL THE FEE-HEE-LING
>WHEN WE INVERT YOUR COCK

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It is very real and so is the black magic that occurs there.

Do they need an 'EBT sold here' sign or would that be redundant?

first time watching livepd?

>8 UTIs

>the buck breaker breaker

Without a doubt

Wake me when there are dead pigs. Bet you these threads are started by piggies. The only thing commies and I can agree alone is ACAB.

I missed you Bros :^)

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Nigga Sticks

kek

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do you mean accepted

Live On Patrol > On Patrol Live

fuck these niggers, I'll stick with based bob and pat.

wishing a nigga would

shiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeet

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>this dog food doesn't have rooster dicks or chicken vaginas

>my partner
>I need UTI protection
she fucks black guys

no
Ive just never seen the obama store I normally tab out to shitpost

What is with all these disgusting women ads on here. Are there really a bunch of nasty ladies watching this that just bleed in their panties and get UTI's?

Grew up in a podunk small town it was literally a game with us and cops we would drive around drinking (with a sober....ish driver) and they would bust us and just dump our beer so we learned quick to only buy 6 packs and just make multiple stops at the vendor lol best they would get is 6 beers to dump instead of a 24

You have to be 18 to post here.

Fuck. Yes.

5831 N Main St, Columbia, SC 29203

like this?

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