What's a "real job?"

I graduated a state university with no debt. I tried to get a foot in the door to a corporate job, then I got in some trouble with my ex gf.

I ended up with my fiance leaving me, a child support order taking half my income, and a felony.

Now I am a college graduate Dishwasher.

I want to fucking start killing lawyers.

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Just start selling drugs

Not in the USA it's all a scam to make money nothing has worked for Americans since Obama in 2008

The one you create

good solution. That college education works. Recreational Fitness is still an important degree, OP.

Shave ass, buy wig and do only fans.
I'm sure there's enough sexual degenerates to support your lifestyle out there.

Sounds like a noble and achievable dream. I condone it user! Shoot for the stars, we believe in you!

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escape to the third world, if you are white you'll life will be easy.

>Bahhh wahhh I committed domestic abuse, why do I have to pay the price, fuck lawyers btw lol

:)

Become homeless. She can't collect child support if you never have money.

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Yeah sure blame the laywers. Let's get real, if that never happened you'd be here sucking capitalist cock, like just pull the bootstrap and work hard yo, free will is real! But this time the jokes on you and now you cry about it.

I don't like lawyers very much either..

become a waiter at a fancy restaurant and try to earn cash tips.
Still hide your money she might have a PI following you.

>welfare state socialists force you to work extra to pay for whores
>this is why capitalism is evil
seething tranny.

Any way you could get disability for some bullshit? I was never charged with anything but my ex girl called the cops on me after I went ape shit on her for laughing off paying half the rent. I was being cucked and she called the goddamn fuzz. Haven't been in a relationship since, and this was AFTER getting divorced with (luckily) all of my shit.

Some companies actively hire ex cons.

A real job can be described with a maximum of three words.

Also, you could always do landscaping. It kind of sucks but your body feels good, skin warm, etc. from being in the sun and working.

The real jobs pay dogshit.

They ALWAYS side with the girl.

I didn't know that. I didn't do anything to help.

have you been in a coma, sir?