Haha imagine going two weeks without sex haha you would go insane haha

Haha imagine going two weeks without sex haha you would go insane haha

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Holy shit, hats off to this guy. Is that some sort of record?

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Classic.

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>Two more weeks

Looks like our 'health' minister.

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32 years and going. Has anyone here have me beat?

32 years? You must be hideous

What a champion among men. I'm only at like 6 years.

I am very average. Had actually some chances during my early 20s but sperged out.

>he's a wizard
wizardchan has full sages and grand sages user
men so ascended from their refrain from the viler sex that they discuss the hidden secrets of this world that only the purest men can come to know as their thick and luscious neckbeards glow in the soft light of the computer screen

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based and celibatepilled

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I worked with a guy that didn't get laid until he retired at 58, he was a super autist and now he's chill as fuck lol

You haven't had chances for over ten years? You should try going outside, but it's probably way too late for you.

I've got 23.

i've fapped 4 times this entire year.

Close, I'm on 30 years
Remember when they used to tell you it would get better? What a hell of a lie that was

yeah guys if you'll just spew wokeness you can have a fat unwashed lazy purple-haired leftist gf

>two weeks

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I am going for walks and last summer a cute women said hello with a very bright smile. First time in my life that that happened to me. I just greeted back and kept walking. Maybe I should have said something. Anyway, my biggest problem is that I dont have any friends and no social circle.

Not to forget your parents asking about the gf. Mine stoped at 25, yours??

I shagged my wife about 4 hours ago

26

Wizard bro

sex isn't worth it, too much added stress compared to just jerking off and playing video games, bonus points if you can go NEET on the government's dime... you won't have shit in common with her anyway and you'll tire of feigning interest in her dumb shit normie interests also, she'll be mentally like a child you have to care for while she demands everything fits her asinine fantasies.

>2 weeks of no sex with roasted wife Zoe Kazan
probably lied and it's really 2 months

GOOD MORNING! I HATE WOMEN!

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Just two more weeks!

I haven't had sex in 7 years. I'm also insane. No correlation though.

>I shagged my wife about 4 hours ago

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