Oh look, they made Sauron blonde and blue eyed. Who would have guessed that?
Oh look, they made Sauron blonde and blue eyed. Who would have guessed that?
Jonathan Harris
Kayden Gonzalez
Not watching
Jaxson Wilson
stop watching it you consoomer fag
Levi Clark
Sauron is eminem and the new queen of numenor is a nigger.
Landon Peterson
mom's lembas bread
Zachary Bailey
Chase Walker
Fuck em
Hudson Peterson
Well he did appear as an elf with pale skin and striking blue eyes.. so they read the books.. and still decided to fuck up everything else in the show..
Camden Cooper
Imagine watching a bunch of jews fuck over your cultural heritage, no thanks lol, the only thing I'll watch involving jews is when I personally burn Israel off the map.
Carter Nguyen
this /bread
Nicholas Ramirez
he's literally a blond twink in the books
Ryder Roberts
What is Mellisa McCarthy's role? Armored Ogre?
this!
hollywood is for gay niggers
you should have figured that out from the first Avengers movie
>fight them bad nuuuaaaaziiiiissss
Lincoln Foster
I once was happy thinking that the middle earth was saved from the globohomo hands, but I see theres nothing they cant touch. If Christopher Tolkien were alive this thing wouldnt have been done
Ian Cooper
*sprays diarrhea all over the anglo component of your heritage* Nothing personnel, kid.
Jordan Hernandez
looks like a dyke
Jordan Russell
>watching tv
>2022
please just kill yourself
sage
Andrew Murphy
I’m middle eastern and I’m still upset to see brown people outside of the easterlings and haradrim. Just don’t watch it.
Grayson Reed
not gonna waste a single ounce of my time watching or even thinking about this shameless assassination of a beautiful story
Dylan Moore
Chuds will call this "woke."
Colton James
What in tarnation is that?!
He looks like a Cali twink.
Owen Walker
No it’s just ruined. And now no one will try to make a good series based on the books ever again.
Owen Bailey
Why are you watching?
Ryan Mitchell
Will the real Slim Voldemort please stand up?!
Sebastian Powell
RIP Star Wars and Lord of the Rings.. time to grow up I guess
Matthew Ramirez
why is Sauron a British zoomer
Luke Wilson
>And now no one will try to make a good series based on the books ever again.
probably the real reason this was done. anything that vandalizes white culture...
Easton Richardson
If I could go back in time and tell my English teacher this I wonder if he would laugh or cry.
Dominic Reyes
>why is Sauron a British zoomer
fr fr no cap
Jordan Hill
Asher Cox
>RIP Star Wars and Lord of the Rings.. time to grow up I guess
you have a badass civil war to look forward to
Levi Brooks
Probably both.
Lincoln Gutierrez
They used the scariest thing a jew can think of.
Tyler Rodriguez
Daniel Peterson
Holy fuck is that Slim Shady?
Jordan Cook
Hollywood is dying. They literally had to have Will Smith ”attack” Chris Rock on stage to get more views for the Oscar’s. It’s over. We just waiting for the new hollywood to start. Maybe it will be Austin with all the comedians and Mr. Rogan. That might be nice.
Parker Powell
>Probably both.
I don't think the teacher would believe him about the absolute state of 2022. Would you? If you traveled back to see yourself 2 decades ago and warn yourself about the future would you even believe it?
Adam Jackson
That must be one powerful radar
Ryder White
This is great. I unironically love my childhood favorites being mutilated beyond comprehension and their flayed corpses paraded around like gyrating diseased hookers. Think about it, would you prefer a boring mediocre reboot or a full on train wreck? Reject nostalgia and embrace Kujaku.
Kayden Brown
I know, I know.... It's just that... I'M JUST NOT GOING TO WATCH IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jaxson Scott
that's not white, it's literally an albino mutt who looks like Eminem
Jaxon Miller
Could we somehow make an ADL/cancel culture thing out of this? Use their own rules against them? Turnabout IS fair play after all. Pic somewhat related
Ryder Ramirez
That's gay
Nolan Brooks
>look forward to
I got Hesco plates and an ops-core SL waiting.. no nvg yet but soon. Anyways I’m not looking forward to it.. you ever go backpacking? Imagine a backpacking trip for the rest of your life until you die in a white phosphorus attack or artillery bombardment. It is what it is.
Levi Cruz
fpbp
>what? shit show is shit? unfathomable
Jaxon Parker
Why does he have a zit on his nose? Aren’t elves supposed to have perfect skin?
Bentley Miller
Hey funny thing is tho.. this will be more like the trip to Mordor and lord of the rings then this gay ass show lmfaooooo
Hudson Jenkins
FUCK. YOU.
Juan Stewart
>I'm middle eastern
> American flag
Lucas Brown
All of the visuals I have seen for this show have absolutely no gravitas, power, or mystique to them. Everything looks fake, ill fitting, or out of place.
Plus there's niggers.
Andrew Smith
Yup. Fuck OP.
Noah Mitchell
An ELF (Maiar) with a Buzz Cut
Evan Walker
Hudson Carter
amen brother. this time, the jews will die in the holocaust for real this time
Nathan Peterson
Urgency for change in my voice wouldn't add to believability, thats for sure. I would probably think I lost my mind.