I used to work at McDonald's, homeless people would order mcchickens and use them to jerk their dicks off in the bathroom with them. The infamous order was "mcChicken no chicken with extra mayonnaise". Some of you may have remembered that stupid trend. Well I had to clean them up. Also the whole rick and morty Szechuan sauce thing happened when I worked there. One of my favorite stories from working there:
>be 16yo, working night shift
>store is in homeless ghetto part of town, usually have one crazy incident a day so nothing surprises me
>shift has been abnormally slow today, we've had like no customers for almost 40 minutes
>cleaning the grill, minding my own business
>TING TING TING
>what the fuck was that
>TING TANG TING TING
>manager and I look up, don't see anybody in the lobby
>we both walk past the counter
>TING TANG TANG TING
>two homeless guys are sparring with their swords and screaming at each other, one has a katana the other a longsword
>manager freezes "y-you n-need to l-leave if y-you're n-not g-going to o-order a-anything"
>I make their quarter pounders and hook them up with an extra patty each
>later that night told to sweep the lobby
>find a small pouch under the table where they were sitting, use my broom to grab it
>looks like a pouch for headphones or something
>open it
>the pouch is full of crystal meth and a couple of pipes, being a dumb 16yo I just threw it away
>had the next day off
>the homeless guys come back the next day and assault my manager for "stealing their ice"
>sorry Zach
What are your worst work stories dealing with the homeless?
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>>two homeless guys are sparring with their swords and screaming at each other, one has a katana the other a longsword
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Park ranger
Sometimes I feel bad
Sometimes I don’t
Depends
The worse of them all is black people though I’ve noticed
I have some stories but I’m too lazy to write them out
It’s like GTA
What are homeless?
I haven't seen a homeless person in years.
Back in the mid 90’s I worked at a tacobell for a day.
> be me
> about 16
> Go to my first day orientation or what ever it was and was give a hat and shirt.
> They walk us new hires around the store explaining how things work.
> we get into the back where all the cooking equipment and freezer is
> large metal rear door that exists the restaurant is also back there
> sign says ‘do not open after dark your life me be at risk’
> I ask why
> manager says they’ve had a few instances of people waiting for the door to open after hours and Rob the place
> manager opens door to show us what’s out there
> door opens and a homeless man is back there pissing on it, piss stream begins to enter the store and he’s now pissing on the floor hitting
> homeless guy stumbles off
> I’m going to make 4.25/hr, fuck this
> I give back my hat and shirt and leave
Sounds like a made up story by some faggot
I once saw a nigger punch another nigger so hard he lost three of his teeth during patrol
Poor guy
Then a nigger dressed in all weed clothing told me to call 911
I did anyway because the injured nigger asked me to
I remember a guy getting high in the bathroom screaming and crying for 3 hours then when he got out his friends left him while he was still tweaking
So many carts
So many tweakers
I once saw a nigger walking and his pants kept falling so I gave him 20$ to buy with drugs or a belt
I also once saw a bitch with autism who I thought was a tweaker
I saw a fire engine crash
And many more dumbass stories like a nigger throwing a stick at the car or a water bottle
All the tweakers look like aliens
They don’t live with purpose either
Speds live with more purpose than the homeless
My last job was fastfood one time a nigger tried to hand me scratchers
One time they left trash three times while my manger went to pick it up like a slave all 3 times to their car
Had a nigger ask me for money when he didn’t need it and just wanted drugs
10 percent of niggers are black men
90 percent of niggers are niggers
Have fun changing the soda cans those things are heavy
Nah just kidding I’m not a pussy
sounds like fun
There's no homeless here but zoomers have shit work ethic. Once opened up our store to see that the closers literally did nothing to clean shit up and left all of their work attire on a table. None of them would respond to texts or calls. They got paid good too, $12/hr with free food and drinks.
>388047872
>cleaning the grill
Jewish lies as usual
Mmm you’re either treating them like slaves or they realized they don’t get paid enough to care or they are “lazy”
I’m 20 and I quit my job because I was being overworked
Now I have a better job as park ranger that is pays more and less work
For example I rather have more money than
“Free food and drinks”
It’s like with a recruiter and it’s “benefits”
>$12
They probably went to go work at Chick-fil-A for $18 I try to pay my workers $20
I worked at a Dairy Queen in the 90's, the homeless would come in and use the bathroom and spray diarrhea all over the walls and floor. People that make your food had to clean it up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The other day a lady crashed her and has bunch of papers on her mini van saying that she was gonna kill cops and stuff
Fun people and once saw a dude in skirt and crop top
And more and more and so on
Based kid, enjoy life!
>mcChicken no chicken with extra mayonnaise"
That was called a McJerkin sandwich at my store
Homeless people fucking love shopping carts and looking like NPCs
Some are mentally I’ll this one bitch kept saying commercials over and over probably because she was a schizophrenic and not Any Forumss I want attention version of schizophrenia
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Stocking shelves at any major retailer is $15 an hour, and $18 for those that dont mind being a warehouse slave. $12/hour is laughably noncompetitive anywhere in the country now.
They also just lay in the sun on the asphalt rather going under a tree like a knight after a long battle and when want to make sure they ok they push you away
Absolutely disgusting and anti white
It’s all the liberals fault too shit you don’t see this stuff in red states
What does a park Ranger do all day?
Most places here pay $10/hr or less, including grocery stores. Tortilla makers aren't worth more than $12/hr anyways and I'd be stupid to pay them more.
Ranges parks
Maybe 5 years ago
Nothing too crazy.
Work in a grocery store in a very nice mostly white community but of course any trash in the area comes out at night.
>run off hobos trying to sleep on the bench
>run off hobos harassing the cute high school girls that we hire to sweep the floors
>run off hobos rummaging through the trash out back
>run off hobos trying to steal liquor and medicine
>call the cops on abandoned vehicles
>call the cops on people squatting in cars and RVs
>got to play MGS with a former marine co-worker one time and sneak up on a suspicious vehicle to get their license plate and call the cops
I worked as a street sweeper when I lived in the uk and part of that job was getting the homeless to fuck off from the main/busy streets and get ‘em to go wherever the fuck they weren’t seen basically.
Used to love getting the hose pipe out and spraying them to fuck. Freezing cold water spraying them right in the face. Would’ve gotten hypothermia that’s for sure but I didn’t care. I fucking despised the homeless. They were all junkies and crack addicts and I wouldn’t to cause as much suffering for them as I could. One of my co workers once kicked some crackhead right in the face while he slept and as he woke shocked I sprayed him with the hose on full blast. Fucking great times.
>All the tweakers look like aliens
>They don’t live with purpose either
Meth erodes your humanity until there is nothing left but a creature that exists to get high.
Good on you. Most people just take it and don't understand that their employers have zero respect for them and will happily take advantage.
You either get what you want from the company or go find another one. Simple as.
Consider yourselves lucky euros. I live in a smaller city and still they're everywhere. There's whole areas of the city they've taken over and turned into shanty towns. Yes I live in the Democratic People's Republic of Oregon.
Yep, that'll do. We found proof of your claims that you used to put cats in boots and smash them against rocks, now this. Have fun when the team visits you tomorrow.