Why do everybody want to larp as Mediterraneans?

Given the amount of peoples and races that are NOT Southern European, yet claim S/European history for themselves or like to Larp as Med altogether:

>Africans
claim Cleopatra, even though she was Greek.
>Arabs,
e.g. Nassim Nicholas Taleb like to Larp as a "Greek-Antiochian" and southern european
>Slavs
>Bulgarians
Larp as Macedonians
>Serbs
Larp as if Constantine the Great was a Serb
>Russians
"muh third Rome" and "Tsar" (meaning Caesar).

>Germanics
right from the beginning with the "Holy Roman Empire", the "Kaiser" (again, Caesar), Adolf Hitler and Nazi's use of the Roman Salute.

Why don't you get your own culture?
youtube.com/watch?v=PPeCc6YFKOU

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>Why do everybody want to larp as Mediterraneans?
The same reason you do

Based now fug my bussy meddaddy!

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>meds were yellow
fucking retard

It's simple
>Best food
>Best culture
>Best girls
>etc

I don't understand why Germans used to consider themselves as the superior race.

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You do realize that most arms, armor and tactics that the Romans used came straight from the Celts and later on they even used the same clothing as Germanics right?
In rural areas the Romans pretty much used the same building styles as everyone else, which is to say wattle and daub/cob?

Uwu medi

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Because they are brown and want to take the achievement of romans as their own in the hope of convincing others they have a culture

Lol, shut up you fat nigger and think about your "history".

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"The Romans gained from the Greek influence in other areas: trade, banking, administration, art, literature, philosophy and earth science.[2] In the last century BC it was a must for every rich young man to study in Athens or Rhodes and perfect their knowledge of rhetoric at the large schools of philosophy. It was also a must to speak Greek as well as Latin."

W/e you say nike

The Lorica Hamata and the helmet in that picture is of Gallic origin. Rome was the first globo-homo and literally had no culture.

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Never see it but I see a shit ton of middle Eastern and Arab posters all across Any Forums claiming their "med" because they don't want to admit their Mohammed's

>Serbs
We don't claim Constantine, he was just born on the present day territory of Serbia, and placing his name on stuff like the airport in Niš is just for the commercialisation and tourism

Medshits thinks too highly of themselves and they lose to this.

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Sorry Mediterranean, you are essentially pointless other then food and culture, perhaps the occasional zoomer radio song. No development of any kinda has come from the Mediterranean in modern time.

If anything it's you that should stop riding the dick of Dead Romans and Byzantines and started carry your own shit.

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Cope.

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AVE ROM-ACK!

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You need ugly girls if you want motivation to conquer the planet (in a good way)

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Everyone on this board unanimously agrees that Meds are white.
This ensues mental gymnastics on everyone else to larp as them from the 3% of Italian/Greek/whatever the fuck dna in them.

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