What are the political implications of letting a cat be mayor of your city?

Kot (political)

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THEY'RE COMING FOR OUR POLITICAL POSITIONS
WHAT CAN WE DO AGAINST SUCH RECKLESS FLUFF

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Based. If only he would do this to the seagulls that shit on my car.

Based cat, fuck seagulls

OH NO NO MASTERS IN BUSINESS BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY AND GOT OUTSMARTED BY A CAT

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Cats are the biggest whores though.

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You may not know this, but a cat got a fucking war medal
priceonomics.com/the-most-decorated-cat-in-military-history/

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lol based cats owning the thots

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Siamese are chatty lads

1. Crimean Tom
"As the Ottoman Empire weakened in the 1850s, squabbles over territory led to the Crimean War. The main battle was a year-long siege of the Russian city Sevastopol by British and French troops. By the time the city fell, both sides were starving. British Lieutenant William Gair was searching a Russian cellar for food when he noticed a cat sitting on a pile of rubble, “covered in dust and grime, but serene.” He named the cat Tom and brought him to the officer’s shelter, where they noticed he remained well-fed. The British soldiers followed Tom into the city to see where he was getting such a good supply of mice and discovered a pile of rubble, which they cleared to reveal a storeroom full of food."

In 1948, 17-year-old George Hickenbottom brought a stray black-and-white cat named Simon from the docks of Hong Kong to his ship, the HMS Amethyst. Soon afterward, the Amethyst was ordered up the Yangtze River to guard the British Embassy from the Chinese Communist Revolution. Halfway there, the ship was fired on by the People’s Liberation Army. Simon was sleeping in the cabin’s quarters when a shell tore through the bulkhead, sending shrapnel into his legs and burning his face and back.

The ship ran aground and rescue attempts were deterred by heavy fire. Despite his injuries, Simon hunted the rats infesting an already limited food supply. Dispatching a particularly vicious rat nicknamed “Mao Zedong” earned him an Amethyst campaign ribbon and the honorary title “Able Seacat.” After 101 days of siege, the Amethyst made a mad dash for freedom and arrived in Plymouth, England, to a hero’s welcome. Simon is the only cat to be awarded Britain’s Dickin Medal for animal bravery and was buried with full military honors.