I smoke cigarettes because living above the age of 60 is a joke

Because you keep baking the same fucking thread asking the question i will answer
and
with this thread.

I don't want to live until i am 90 or some shit, you ever seen a 90 year old?
Confined to some daycare center where niggers beat them between pudding and quiet time.
I'll die when i am 70 or some shit while i am still able to wipe my own arse thanks.

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I'm perfectly fine at dying at 60. Why would I want to become a an old senile fuck?

Exactly, Life stops at about 60 even if you don't die.

We weren't supposed to live past 60 or so anyways why did we bother making us suffer longer

I bought a pack the other day, inside there was a ad, it said; win free cigs for 40 years.

good deal in this society if you ask me

my generation is gonna be the first to shoot up a nursing home

Actually it depends on the person and their genetics and how they've been living. many 90 year olds are active and healthy, instead of rotting away and living a sedentary life just cuz they are retired.

but i also believe in your right to live however you choose, for whatever reason you choose, and your right to die with dignity, if you so choose.

but you don't have a right to death with dignity just cuz you're old, except in extreme geriatric cases, imo.

my plan is to do more dangerous shit as I get older. maybe take up skydiving or flying planes. maybe take up heroin and drinking, blow my retirement fund on hookers and blow. idk
the problem with cigs is they can fuck you up quicker than anticipated. I know a guy with throat cancer and hes only 38

Hook me up Pedro Canadian smokes are to expensive. 20$ for a 25 pack is cheap here

That's where you are wrong, they made suicide illegal for old people in my country and you aren't even the one doing it so you still go to heaven, checkmate Americans.

2 packs a day master race checking in. i like cigarettes more than anything in life. I've quit for over a year and it was so boring.

wait no they made it legal

or you could decline to commemorate faggy threads with your own tribute reaction thread. that would be another way to go

I can't find it, I was thinking it was a joke but now sombody else will win and ill be sad.

you can't roll your own? i pay about 18 bucks for 200 cigarettes.

I'm not the one who works for free and needs to clean it up so why wouldn't i do that?

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Roughly 80$ for rollies but it's only about 140-150 worth. Cheaper overall I agree but still expensive

I get organic whole leaf for 2 bucks an ounce. Box cigarettes have shitty tobacco grown with petroleum-based fertilizers with isotopes you don't want to inhale. I run it through a pasta roller and it's pretty nice.

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I could get 200 cigarettes for $20 but they would be home grown tobacco and idk what the chemicals are that tobacco companies use but they certainly make tobacco better.

Nah that shit smells fucking horrible.
Normal cigarettes smell bad enough but chop chop is next level stink.

You could die a very respectable suicide bomber OP.

Suicide bombers are low IQ, you can take out like a max of 10 people because in a large crowd the ones near you shield everyone else from the shockwaves and the shrapnel.
Mass shooters do more damage than suicide bombers and that is just a fact.