Thinking about buying a $500 Montblac edc Pen...

>spending real money on a pen that takes SPECIFIC third party ink inserts

fucking retard

you're a fucking retard

Nice pens are nice but $500 usd seems excessive. You can get a top quality pen for around $150 aud.

>it seems my existence has caused some controversy

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>It seems like a good conversation starter

Just get a cheap disposable pen and attach a mini-dildo to it. It is a good conversation starter and much cheaper.

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Lmaoing at your life
But a cheaper fountain pen and stop being a faggot
Protip: the only people that care about your watches and pens are other men. No woman will EVER ask you about your pen or watch because that cannot appreciate these things

Nigger spotted

When they came out ballpoint pens and digital watches were fashionable status symbols

Based. Literally no need for any other pen ever

For me its Jinhao
yes I'm poor, people do ask about them

Why would I care what a Woman thinks?

With the pen shoved in your pee hole, great conversation starter

My edc pens are either Space Pens or Bic pens.

edc tacticool fags are weird
BIC ballpoint pen reigns supreme

The Pilot G-2 0.7mm is unironically the best pen out there.

If you want one and have the bread, do it. It might be a good conversation starter, dont expect shit from girls though.

OP literally said he wants to impress girls dipshit

you're going to lose it within the first month

so a $25 pen from the 90s is $500 now? why do american dollars suck so bad was it the blond retard or the nig that did it?

If you buy a $500 pen you should use it to stab yourself in the carotid artery.

It's literally in the OP you dumbass

You can't fake class/wealth. People will see through this and think you're a retarded weird autistic cunt because you keep bringing up your faggot pen into conversations that noone gives a shit other than thinking what sort of middle level wagie spastic spends $500 on a pen . Buy it and stab yourself in the neck with it

so was the Ford Pinto for a couple months and "boutique" fidget spinners, and taylor swift, and being a faggot

This is gayer than sucking a dick.

OP This video was made just for you.

youtube.com/watch?v=7GbukY25XW4

Wow what a fucktard haha.

Or someone else in the carotid artery… great conversation starter

Yes. It's a Fisher Shuttle Space Pen and it only costs like $65.

I have one and it doesn't impress people until I start using it for urethral sounding in front of them.

Doing a sudoku puzzle in pen isn't a great idea

That's some old-fashioned PUA advice that predates the ubiquity of the smart phone. Handing a girl an exquisite pen to get her phone number would just be weird in the current year.

>It seems like a good conversation starter and a way I can impress people and girls
You've never actually had a real conversation with someone or actually been able to impress a girl, have you?

>BIC ballpoint pen reigns supreme
This user knows what's up.

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cope harder faggot

*if you are not capable

Buy it and shove it up your ass.
Who the fuck even writes these days. Communication is done with tiktok videos and emojis. Words are meaningless.

Is that the one that stops writing randomly and you have to lick it and scratch a bunch to get it functioning again?

New pens are junk. I’d buy something at least 15 years old before they became mass produced. I collected in my 20s when I was making bank. Now I buy $1.25 Japanese gel pens.

Op watch

Why no, of course not. My preferred brand of product is obviously the superior one. But seriously, I like those because they're cheap and reliably DON'T do that. I don't think OP's pen would be a very good choice for doing paperwork in a metal fab shop.