DUDE THE CIA IS LIKE A SUPER SPY AGENCY

>DUDE THE CIA IS LIKE A SUPER SPY AGENCY
>can't even kill Castro after 638 attempts

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>Believing Castro wasn't a plant by the CIA to increase the perceived threat of communism in America, thus increasing the CIA's importance.
Why didn't the CIA provide air support during the bay of pigs, like they said they would?

>Retired chief of Cuba's counterintelligence
He bloated those numbers to make himself look more useful.

i imagine there were probably splinter cells feeding information in order to profit off the attempts themselves. As well as other ad-hoc profit sources.
Or it was an elaborate ruse to secure more blank funding.
probably a combo of both and more considering how utterly schizo the alphabet agencies are

Ultra Instinct

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Why didn’t Nazis fortify Yugoslavia like they said they would? Shit happens. Especially pre-internet

Why would the kill Trudeaus father like that

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75% of glowniggers are overweight, mentally ill, incompetent diversity hires.
Any Forums gives them too much credit

It's all kayfabe dude they made ridiculous cartoon attempts to kill him like putting a small bomb in one of his cigars so it would blow up in his face after he took a few puffs, Loony Tunes shit like that. They weren't legitimately trying to kill him just make it look like they were. Like when a pro wrestler slams someone with a steel chair really hard in exactly the way and spot so that when the chair hits them it doesn't really do any damage. It's just a work for the camera.

Why would they want to kill castro? They had to act like it, sure, but he was a huge boon for intelligence agencies.

There's an evil guy right over there! We need more money and less limitations of power to fight him. We already tried to kill him 6 gorrillion times with neckties and stuff. Goy help!

Everything is fake and gay fren

JFK told the CIA and joint chiefs to fuck off
that's it
that's the answer

Yet he initiated operation mongoose?

Also, Kennedy would have surely known about the entire operation the moment he got into office. Why did he wait to the very last minute to cancel the air support? Cause he just felt like it?

it became apparent pretty early on this guy wasn't a hardcore revolutionary, he was happy getting into power himself and doing almost nothing after that
he was even less of an agitator than kim jong un

the joint chiefs of staff called for a full scale invasion of Cuba, which he rejected after being told for months by the glowies at the CIA that the Cuban people just needed a slight push for revolution
as for Mongoose I have no idea, probably to save face and ramp up anti-communist action so he didn't look like weak in the election

CIA had and still has multiple rats, remember almost every normal fag can be bribed.

The chinks seem to fear the cia for whatever reason. If the cia is incompetent then the chinks are even more retarded.

actually I fucked that up I was thinking of the missile crisis
the CIA expectation was still essentially that after the attack floundered he would be forced to bring in US forces, which he refused to do

Do you know how many shots it took to get Kennedy? And he was right there in Dallas

>If the cia is incompetent then the chinks are even more retarded
Yes.

We totally want to kill our own controlled opposition, goy!

Then why the fuck are they all afraid of us? They watch us all like fucking hawks and shut down anything real. We ain't closing pools and bombing isis anymore the best we can pull is iotbw every Halloween for the rest of time
I know we're retarded but if they're afraid of us they must be extremely retarded. Like permanent skid marks kind of dumb