ON PATROL: LIVE #3 WAITING ON DAN ABRAMS EDITION

ON PATROL:LIVE - STARTS AT 9:00 PM EST AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/SAT)

>What the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on Any Forums?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

twitch.tv/vjoselia

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At least they took the watermark down kek.

>LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
Zionism, maybe

ITS DEAD AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS IS DAN ABRAMS IF YOU LIKED THAT #) SECOND SEGMENT OF ON PATROL-LIVE YOULL LOVE WHATS NEXT AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK

GRAB YOUR COCKS AND GET READY TO ROCK

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Use this thread and recycle this one if still up.

Vinnie Vincent reporting and ready to rock

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I’ll bump to keep it alive

That nigga's hair!!!

bump

Very angry sheboon

Why is this hole so low class with a current Cadillac?

This nigger just chimping instantly.

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This bitch is high.

Shoot her

She's white

can they just shut the bitch up with a gun?

just mace her already

IIIIIIIII WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIIGHT

Shes a whiteoid

NOT MUHJ VEHICLE HIWTE MAN

yeah, I'm thinking we're back

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Oh wtf I didn't realize what was happening.
They just have a fucking ratchet strap pulling a totaled car?

>it's not illegal
holy based

My butt itches.

and what are you, slur guy?

that is super common

A chalkie

lmao

If we got a sovereign citizen alert tonight, I would be so happy.

white trailer trash

These cameras are nigger tier.

Wtf is this ghetto shit?

Based.... Good to have you back

My bad. She sounded like a nigger

>citizen-attorney
bbbbbased

Kingdom of Nye reporting

>while he deals with that citizen attorney
DAN

>Nye County

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Where's the old chat??

Sucks my state is seceding and won't get to show this shit since its very anti-cop.

They needed to get a shot of the lady

Why the fuck does every shot have that ugly filter? Everything looks gray.

I’ll be the baker since the breads were made out of order before. Unless someone else wants to

31 anons in this thread - am i reading that right?

Nyekino incoming

>searching for suspect
First black dude they find is the suspect

Sovereign sodomizer

It's that shrugging shoulder Nye guy

Previous bread:

40 now swety

Not really lmfao. Maybe on private property but not a busy road.

THICK BLUE LINE

the girl cop lol

>help her

S.N.A.G. UNIT GLOWNIGGERS AAAAAAAAA

Kek seceding? What state?

41 now

>man just barely makes it over
>woman needs help to get over
The fucking state of your police

American cops, everybody.

lol fucking woman cop couldn't hop the little fence

Nevada seems like a decent state.

Graceful fence jump

>AR-15s

NH sadly.
Your state?

I would never stand in front of a door or window as a LEO

lol the switched cameras when the strong empowered womyn couldn't hop a fence

cute

They got surpressors on them bad boys?

>can't hop a 3 foot fence
The absolute state

We're all coming from the last thread. Give it some time.

absolute fucking state

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW LIVE PD IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!

AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

Is that a silencer on an assault rifle?

>The New Hampshire House has rejected a constitutional amendment to secede from the United States

Watch party link?

WE ARE LIVE IN NYE COUNTY

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thanks. was feeling lonely. now i feel seen and cared about. all because of one person - you.

IM GONNA ROCK N ROLL ALL NIGHT REELZ

Lmao same dickhead cop from NYE back on patrol

This is so much more exciting than british cop shows. They mostly just deal with drunk slags.

Victor 49 bring the bolt cutters so we can get back out of the yard

The body armor might be restricting some of the movement

WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE

But the bill is back again user, they're not gonna stop doing it.

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weapons of war do not belong on our streets

OP NATION

Everything but clark and washoe counties

New Hampshire is seceding? Lol what? I live in Florida. People like to think we'll secede but it'll never happen. I wish it would though.

A&E is seething right now. How could let go of this cash cow for a Joe biden presidency?

What beverages is everyone enjoying tonight?

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So it's leftists trying to secede? Why?

What happened to the break?

>inb4 kiss commercial

I missed you faggots so much

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Lolberts.

they fucked up the first hour and are running straight through

You are inflaming division and hate.

Gawking at your fellow man is one thing, but wishing for their inner animal to debase them is awful

Shame on you.

MUh hUSBNDZ

We need a live pd but following soldiers in Ukraine

Yeah Las Vegas seems dirty as fuck with good food.

Yeah buddy!!!!!! It's been a long time!

LETS GOO WE MIGHT CATCH UP BEFORE 12

Water

No need, they frontloaded the show with ads so it's smooth sailing now

Sipping on some Basil Hayden bourbon my niece gave me.

ooo a sheboon

I’m sure they make sure the go to counties only below 30k annual income. More nig and white trash drama.

>On Patrholol

The one time OP isn’t a faggot

You should have season 1 and 2 on A&E

>Addy is back!!!!!!

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CHRYSLER 300

Cool and refreshing ice water.

Checked and ok you weirdo

What was the old watch party site? It's been too long I can't remember

Nye County is legendary for being just that.

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1 nigger, 2 whites so far

Don't give out these kind of ideas

The food is overrated and expensive. At least anywhere near the strip

For them and other networks - most, really - the subversive agenda > $

Jews would never allow camera crews to follow neo-nazis around

Based.

I SEENT THE FUTURE HE CRASHES

>almost rearends that car
kek

ADDY'S BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

Man I remember seeing that one. Shit was wild

How is this the most popular thread on Any Forums? I'm not an acab guy but wtf

>Chrysler 300
Nigger detected

ADDY

Richland is back. Oh shit where's Danny the nigger hunter at?

Addy a cute. A CUTE.

its fun watching cops interact with criminals

New fag doesn't know the redpilling action of live pd showing that 90% of the problems was with blacks

I don't wish that at all. I'm hoping to see scum meet justice, not sad cases self-destruct.

It's interesting

>they have the drivers social media already

cutie

>those fake engine revving sounds

When you throw dope out the window you're supposed to dump it out first

I wish I was the driver's seat of Addy's squad car

>I drive.

FUTURE ASTRONAUT LAWYER SUPREME COURT JUSTICE!!!!!

>live
>women cop

No thx

NNNIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR

I was right

NIGGER

You guys think something happened that they couldn’t air, hence the blackout?

they took this kino away from us for two whole years

We need a 52

Did your BBC thread not get any attention?

It’s like a family reunion, we back nigger

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Holy shit is that spottem gottem

I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN THEY WOULD BE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS WORTHLESS NIGGER

Show that nigger who's boss Addy.

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DINDU!

As soon as a nigger says I dindu nuffin we will officially be back

As soon as I saw the car I knew the perp profile.

Though I admit, I've driven them several times and freaking loved them.

>A stinky nigger

Imagine that.

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He got a big sack

Another nigger. What a surprise…

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DINDU NUFFIN

that's a fat wad

dindoo nkogging

ofc user

Nigger looks like he has tiny penis.

>whatd you eat
oh this could go well.

And he said it

>Driving 80 miles an hour?!?
>Muh car won’t even go 80 mane
>I ain’t doin a buck foty
>Dindu
Checks out

this guy is a bad drug dealer

ayy lmao i was the bottom text

Most of them fucking do.

t. works in a jail.

I'll take that marijawana please and thank you

>What the fuck I did bro?
How do they start talking like this?

But he dindu nufin.

Have you never seen Cops?

Have a (you)

This man is a future Supreme Court Justice
Very articulate

WE CAN SAY. SHIT LIVE

Of dollar bills

BRUH cmon now mayne bruh my car caint even do dat bruh c mon now

It's a little unfair to assume everyone will be black, guys.

>running from the police
>with a tracking bracelet
LMAOOOO niggers are fucking retarded

OOGA BOOGA BOOGA! DID LIKES DAT YO!

Nothing changes : /

White people waving in the background
Lmao

These shows are literally the last bastion of law and order values in the present day US. We're starved for any vestige of the nation America once was, that didn't worship and serve the needs of violent criminals.

this token nigger is better than the other one

>My car can't go 80
That's a new one. My favorite will always be
>these aren't my pants

If it’s Richland county it’s a 90% chance they are.

kek

Is Perez the first Puerto Rican to not get fat after pregnancy?

>387941817
you expected a (you) huh
S

I can't stop laughing holy kek

The nig cop next to Sticks painted his hair on

Holy fuck is this nigger wearing shoe polish on his head?

>It's a little unfair to assume everyone will be black, guys.
That's why they add places like Nye Country, to dilute the demographics shown

not unpossible

Yep, (((they))) carefully chose white counties besides Richland

Why does Dan stand and Sticks and nigger sit Any Forums?

the camera quality is way lower than it usually is so they probably couldn't handle the data load

What can't they air exactly? A shootout?

So that they're all the same height

That’s how it’s always been... Dan is the HBIC

Milk truck stop!

Dan is a manlet and needs to look taller.

I FUCKEN LOVE POLIZEI SHOWZEN!!!!!!!

He’s the king jew.

>Holding gun sideways
American cops are an embarrassment.

That woman is fat, not thicc.
Knowing the difference could save your life.

then isn't it just all races commit crimes?

Or they got smaller cameras with less picture quality but lighter to carry and run around with.

that stuff is hard to wash off

amazing how they deny even the smallest detail
>mah car caint een do dat

You're under arrest for being fat

Ok I take it back. The car chase with the cutie latina was pretty cool. It's making my nigger fatigue hit critical levels though

LANDWHALE

That's a tater hog right there

That's a whale

Comfy

we got our first slobbo boys

Nice ass

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We're back with Lt. Always Shruggin out of Nye County

BBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP

Meth! Gotta be meth

>anons ITT would pay for both these ladies for a tag team

Cop sounds like he has COVID

Sucks that it’s not really live brahs

Some quality ladies right there

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Imagine the smell in that car

DIAPER ANONS WE JACKPOT TONIGHT

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>1/3 women even remotely fuckable

>get down on your knees

>KEEP CUMMING

They just saw John Wick.

It's called axis relock you retard. It's the correct way to hold a gun

>braaaap

Oh ma gawd

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How the fuck do you let yourself go like that

>Gunt detected
>Smelly poofa confirmed

Why walk backwards

fuckin ew, dude

oh lord

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Hahaha that fat bitch is in diapers

Cops should probably sniff those seats

Hahahahaha what the fu k

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Imagine the smell of that car. Holy pukeola

>roasted chicken

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How did this car carry that load?
What a champ

What the fuck is she wearing. Kek

>All that for potato chips and soda

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Gotta 180 if they wanna shoot