Capitalism is fucking retarded and needs to be dismantled

A good plan to turn the consoom cattle into walking billboards
>Staff asks you to show proof of tattoo
Now what are you going to do?

welp, I won't be buying subway again

>shit food
dude its just a sandwich

That's actually kind of utopian

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>Now what are you going to do?
360 and lift my shirt. extra olives bitch.

>"free food for live" is limited to $50,000 and can only be redeemed once in life
kek Americans really are the Jews of America

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I'd do this if I was homeless.

>free food for life
People get shitty tattoos for literally nothing.

>>While supplies last
>>"Sorry user, supplies have just been exhausted"
No refunds!

>get tattoo
>free subs for life
>Subway goes out of business weeks later

Don't you want a certified inkmaster to put a 12" sandwich on your sternum.

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I only work part time so I can't afford to buy fast food(only use EBT) and when I was helping clean out hotel rooms I found a free subway sandwich and it was so good...I miss being able to eat those.

Subway is not real food

Not a great idea, but not a terrible one either. I could see myself getting a tiny tattoo on my ankle or something, completely out of sight, it would be a small price if they're really feeding me for life. A giant one on my chest or back would be too much though.
Also what do you guys usually order? Mine goes like this:
>white bread
>cheddar; extra cheese
>teriyaki chicken
>barbecue sauce
>honey mustard
>onion
>oregano

I've ordered in this exact fashion for years now.

>Get super cheap subway tat
>Collect free lifetime food
>Cover it up with a cool tat later

Not likely actually.
You see, most people who would get tattoos already have tattoos in those areas.
People who would never consider getting a tattoo won't do it over a fucking sandwich

Subway isn't food and I doubt they will be around much longer.

Per the rules, it is a 12”x12” tattoo of the logo on back or sternum at some tattoo black party on 7/27. No thanks.

I always have to look up the fine print,
>Those offering themselves to be inked will need to sign a release, with the free sandwiches awarded as a $372 gift card for the month option, $4,380 for the year, and a whopping $50,000 worth of gift cards for the footlong.
So it isn't even truly unlimited. If you lived for about another 50 years, that's $1000 a year which is only $2.74 per day. Hardly unlimited.
Even though subway sucks if I had an actual unlimited free sandwiches card, I'd probably eat there once per day at a minimum on average rather than paying money for food.
So really the deal is they pay you $50k in subway bucks to get this absolutely retarded tattoo.

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There is no capitalism in America retard.

Definitely not since 1971.

>later
>after your lifetime

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There's a catch

I get a Chicken Pizziola, every time.
It goes like this:

>Italian Herb & Cheese
>Extra pizza sauce
>Pizza meat slices
>Chicken chunks (teriyaki)
>Green Peppers + Onions
>Cheddar Cheese
Toast it
Then add:
>Banana Peppers
>Spinach
>Lettuce
>Black Olives

its great, I get like 2-3 a year. Only fast food place I go to.

if they are this desparate, they won't be around much longer

That's not capitalism, that's judaism.

>tfw

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Furthering my post, couldn't you just resell the subs? Like have someone get you to go and get a free sub for them and then they pay you a bit cheaper than what the sub costs? You could turn it into a fucking side hustle lol. Then if you ever want the tat gone, just get it lasered or covered.

But then you wouldn't be able to afford getting the tattoo.

I don't work at all but I could afford subway, I prefer to make sandwich at home instead

Maybe this is just a cruel joke by the Subway top management. They see themselves going out of business soon and they want to prank people into getting tattoos, then post the prank video on youtube.

kek

>I dunno, 12" is big
>How about a smaller promotion?

>getting a tattoo at all
You fucking-
Oh, I see your flag. You're just retarded.

wut