MUH TRAD is just a meme

>be me
>fall for pol meme about le trad church girl
>start going to church
>meet a 26 year old girl at church
>go out for half a year
>she looks decent and acts normal, no tattoos and has both parents
>she is even so religious that she makes religious-themed podcasts and videos
>about to have sex with her
>she isn't a virgin
>pretend i'm not feeling well and go into bathroom
>leave 20 mins later saying i should take my meds

fuck this
good luck copecels about muh trad church wives
none of them is pure and uncorrupted

what should i do and how can i quit this relationship asap?

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>expects good looking woman to be a virgin at 26
bruh

I WANNA FUCK BITCHES
YOU GOTTA FIND YOUR HUMANITY AND START FUCKING BITCHES

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You are a massive retard OP. You missed out on a gf because you fell for stupid Any Forums memes.

kek, church girls are the biggest whores user everybody knows that

So were you married before you were about to have sex with her?

Weren't church-going women supposed to be virgin until 30 or something? / Until getting married?

>about to fuck a girl before marriage
>surprised she fucked other guys before marriage
OP you're retarded

Bro it's not 1880s
To find the girl of your type you'd have to seek out traditionalist LARPers living in bumfuck nowhere

Youre the blackest gorilla retard ive ever seen.

thats the big kicker, is that the place that supposedly teaches abstinence only produces those who oppose

so where the hell do you go at that point, OP is retarded but i can understand

>fornicate before marriage
>waaah she's not a virgin
Throw yourself in a woodchipper m8. Remember like attracts like.

>TRAD is just a meme
So is Chad. I knew a guy named Chad and he looked like that photo of the guy with the fivehead holding the wine glass. There's also a country called Chad and it's full of retarded niggers. It also looks like the meme.

This. If he's a fornicator himself he shouldn't judge.

This, the jokes write themselves

>marrying some guys' used cumrag

What if I married her and found out afterwards?.... It's a waste of getting married, so it's better to check before marrying her.

Are you a virgin?

Yeah, pretty much this. Also the days of fucking women who’d never had sex before we’re over for most people by 20. If you’re fucking women older than that you’re not first in line.

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>26 year old
>she isn't a virgin
you had your whole teenage life to look for a virgin

At that point you realize our social/dating system is so fucked beyond repair that you either leave the country and find a real woman or accept it and just fuck whores.

I've never even met a virgin over the age of 22... Why not date younger?

Sir, why were you trying to have sex with her if you weren't married ? She was actually a perfect fit for one such as yourself.

dude you are asking for two things that are not simultaneously possible if literally one other person thinks like you

> I was about to have premarital sex with her
> omg shes already had premarital sex!
If she was willing to have sex with you outside marriage, why were you surprised she had it with someone else before being married?

>about to have sex with her
>she isn't a virgin
>
>about to have sex with her
>she isn't a virgin

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>he fell for the trad meme
lmaoooo, tomboys are better. Go get one of them.

>about to have premarital sex
>she’s had premarital sex before
You’re not mad that she’ll sleep with someone before marriage, because you were about to do it with her. You’re mad because you didn’t get any when you were younger.

The only chance a woman will be a virgin at 30 is if she's super introverted to the point of aspy, and hasn't just taken the plunge with some nerdy guy for whatever reason or if she's super religious and never moved out of her parents house. And I mean REALLY religious, the kind of religious you basically don't see at all in Europe. European Christians usually don't even take the bible literally ffs. WTF is that. You shouldn't call yourself Christian if you don't believe in a literal God and a literal Jesus Christ.
>So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
We're called to be religious zealots by Jesus Christ himself in the Bible. No half measures pussies.

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> 26
what's your alternative at that age? you're going to get a low-mileage church goer a total bar-whore drunkard with 100,000 miles on her cunt.

If you're in your 30s you're not going to get a low-20s virgin. I got married in my 20s, virgin bride. Still married 18 years later. Shit was cash, but my situation is not applicable to everyone.

Lmao

what about trad hapa tomboy?

im very tempted to leave the US for Japan or something, every woman i see here is a run-through dumpster fire except in specific places (i.e. the midwest, Idaho, Montana, stereotypically traditional/conservative areas)

i prefer a pure german.

Lollllll. My ex does the tradcon larp on social media. Everyone thinks she's an innocent, pious girl. One time she sucked my dick with her dad like 3 metres away from us on his laptop with his back turned. Church girls are the biggest whores and don't tell their husbands. There's absolutely no way she's ever telling her future husband about the loads to the face she took in high school.

>expecting her to be a virgin at 26 in 2022
I wish. Be realistic next time.