>be me >fall for pol meme about le trad church girl >start going to church >meet a 26 year old girl at church >go out for half a year >she looks decent and acts normal, no tattoos and has both parents >she is even so religious that she makes religious-themed podcasts and videos >about to have sex with her >she isn't a virgin >pretend i'm not feeling well and go into bathroom >leave 20 mins later saying i should take my meds
fuck this good luck copecels about muh trad church wives none of them is pure and uncorrupted
what should i do and how can i quit this relationship asap?
You are a massive retard OP. You missed out on a gf because you fell for stupid Any Forums memes.
Samuel Torres
kek, church girls are the biggest whores user everybody knows that
Hudson Smith
So were you married before you were about to have sex with her?
Cameron Turner
Weren't church-going women supposed to be virgin until 30 or something? / Until getting married?
Austin Howard
>about to fuck a girl before marriage >surprised she fucked other guys before marriage OP you're retarded
Brody Anderson
Bro it's not 1880s To find the girl of your type you'd have to seek out traditionalist LARPers living in bumfuck nowhere
Gabriel Lopez
Youre the blackest gorilla retard ive ever seen.
Connor Bailey
thats the big kicker, is that the place that supposedly teaches abstinence only produces those who oppose
so where the hell do you go at that point, OP is retarded but i can understand
Camden Perry
>fornicate before marriage >waaah she's not a virgin Throw yourself in a woodchipper m8. Remember like attracts like.
Gabriel Price
>TRAD is just a meme So is Chad. I knew a guy named Chad and he looked like that photo of the guy with the fivehead holding the wine glass. There's also a country called Chad and it's full of retarded niggers. It also looks like the meme.
Aaron Roberts
This. If he's a fornicator himself he shouldn't judge.
Easton Morris
This, the jokes write themselves
Juan Ramirez
>marrying some guys' used cumrag
Joseph Rogers
What if I married her and found out afterwards?.... It's a waste of getting married, so it's better to check before marrying her.
William Bennett
Are you a virgin?
Levi Torres
Yeah, pretty much this. Also the days of fucking women who’d never had sex before we’re over for most people by 20. If you’re fucking women older than that you’re not first in line.
>26 year old >she isn't a virgin you had your whole teenage life to look for a virgin
Carter Bennett
At that point you realize our social/dating system is so fucked beyond repair that you either leave the country and find a real woman or accept it and just fuck whores.
Luis Hernandez
I've never even met a virgin over the age of 22... Why not date younger?
Jeremiah Sullivan
Sir, why were you trying to have sex with her if you weren't married ? She was actually a perfect fit for one such as yourself.
Aiden Edwards
dude you are asking for two things that are not simultaneously possible if literally one other person thinks like you
Angel Russell
> I was about to have premarital sex with her > omg shes already had premarital sex! If she was willing to have sex with you outside marriage, why were you surprised she had it with someone else before being married?
Nathaniel Reyes
>about to have sex with her >she isn't a virgin > >about to have sex with her >she isn't a virgin
>he fell for the trad meme lmaoooo, tomboys are better. Go get one of them.
Chase Sanchez
>about to have premarital sex >she’s had premarital sex before You’re not mad that she’ll sleep with someone before marriage, because you were about to do it with her. You’re mad because you didn’t get any when you were younger.
Owen Diaz
The only chance a woman will be a virgin at 30 is if she's super introverted to the point of aspy, and hasn't just taken the plunge with some nerdy guy for whatever reason or if she's super religious and never moved out of her parents house. And I mean REALLY religious, the kind of religious you basically don't see at all in Europe. European Christians usually don't even take the bible literally ffs. WTF is that. You shouldn't call yourself Christian if you don't believe in a literal God and a literal Jesus Christ. >So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. We're called to be religious zealots by Jesus Christ himself in the Bible. No half measures pussies.
> 26 what's your alternative at that age? you're going to get a low-mileage church goer a total bar-whore drunkard with 100,000 miles on her cunt.
If you're in your 30s you're not going to get a low-20s virgin. I got married in my 20s, virgin bride. Still married 18 years later. Shit was cash, but my situation is not applicable to everyone.
Carter Martinez
Lmao
Jace Smith
what about trad hapa tomboy?
Oliver Rogers
im very tempted to leave the US for Japan or something, every woman i see here is a run-through dumpster fire except in specific places (i.e. the midwest, Idaho, Montana, stereotypically traditional/conservative areas)
Dylan Martin
i prefer a pure german.
Lincoln Cruz
Lollllll. My ex does the tradcon larp on social media. Everyone thinks she's an innocent, pious girl. One time she sucked my dick with her dad like 3 metres away from us on his laptop with his back turned. Church girls are the biggest whores and don't tell their husbands. There's absolutely no way she's ever telling her future husband about the loads to the face she took in high school.
Jayden Adams
>expecting her to be a virgin at 26 in 2022 I wish. Be realistic next time.