>If I join and work would they give me a trad wife? Amish don't "give" away women. Girls are humans that decide if and who they want to marry. It's no different for the Amish. They aren't slave traders or Mormons or anything weird like that. Amish is a religion, and you can't fake it. You would have to become a Christian and follow Jesus to actually be Amish.k8njs8
Leo Hughes
Rarely happens. First, you'd have to learn their language which is some archaic Alsatian dialect that's extinct outside of Amish country. Then you'd have to convince the parish council to allow you to convert which they'll be reluctant to do because most converts can't cut it. If you've ever been divorced just forget it.
Aaron Nguyen
Theres amish everywhere where I live, they all sloke cigarettes and drink energy drinks they loiter at the gas station in the mornings waiting for rides to construction sites and they always cause trouble with non-amish if you even so much as look at them
Its actually fuckin hilarious, I imagine their women have no idea this is how their men behave when they leave the farm.
Ian Gomez
Smoke*
Charles Wright
You will never be amish faggot!
Robert White
They're a bit like the Muslims, in that when you join you'll be given the worst women/house/jobs etc. and won't be any better off. There's a video on Jewtube of an Engl*sh man turned Muslim, and he had to marry an ugly woman and look after her two sons.
Christopher Sullivan
99% of the time they don't. They take in people very rarely. Also note the ish hate music so you can't even play your guitar if you go there. You will also need to become super Pennsylvania duthch style christian
Ryder Baker
some of the hudderties/mennonites/whatever here are so entertaining. the women will ask for permission to go look at some other shit the men have no interest in, beeline to a bathroom the moment the men are out of sight, and spark up a cigarette or a joint
Justin Parker
Yes they take outsiders
Cameron Rodriguez
Youre a potato nigger, become old catholic like Mel Gibson.
Hudson Perez
What's really to stop ourselves from setting up a similar community?
Oddly enough I discovered 'Kins settlements' from Rich Planet not too long ago, which he interviews a guy originally from Manchester to move to Ireland. Worth a watch:
Retarded and gay. At least they could masturbate furiously or something. The desperation to smoke is so fucking gay. OH IT SSOOO COOOOOOLLL
Jaxson Nguyen
>spark up a cigarette or a joint Degenerate.
Jordan Clark
You'll be bored in a week and begging for Samuel to take you to town in his horse and carriage so you can leech the Wi-Fi at Starbucks and shitpost on Any Forums like you are right now.
Faggot.
Andrew Hall
Truth. The only good part of being amish is the wamen
Austin Wilson
>Do the Amish take outsiders? Some do but expect a lot of skepticism and push-back. Not all Amish are equal. Research the different groups, locations and how strictly their adhere to their cultural and religious beliefs.