ITT: good signs in a woman

And when I'm not around to keep them in check? Would rather not leave them with my kids.
You have to work hard to achieve quality in anything, user.

Based

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You're a dirty whore too.

Post tits.

>Bpd
She will later day you raped her.

Knows how to tease you in a friendly way. A girl who can make you laugh at yourself
>isn't walking on eggshells around you
>has enough EQ and attentiveness to your communication style to poke fun at you in a way that's funny rather than mean
>has enough respect for you that she doesn't think it's going to shatter your ego to playfully tease you
>if she's insightful enough to say witty things about your own character, she probably possesses at least rudimentary self-awareness about herself
and so on

>good signs in a woman

She is a man.

>Doesn't have a "body count" of dozens
>Doesn't do Instagram or TikTok videos
>Doesn't have party girls as friends
>Doesn't own a "choker"
That's not your girlfriend, that's our girlfriend.
On a serious note, I have a friend whos specific taste in women is insane art hoe, he's been cheated on and abused by half a dozen of them, at this point is his fault and all I can do as his friend is to tell him he's retarded and everything is his fault. I don't know what to do with him.
At this point, suicide is not a matter of if, but when.

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Expected nothing less from your kind.

Ideal male aesthetic > ideal female aesthetic, but for average schlubs the unrefined male form is generally speaking grosser than its female counterpart

>As a woman
You know the rules, bitch

I don't have money for water to wash my feet with.

/Thread

Not my gf. She is not like the other girls. She doesn't get along with women, she doesn't have anything in common with them. So instead she hangs out with her bros, watches the game, spits, fghts etc.

Gay jungle boy

Literally THE most important cue to look for: does she brush her teeth?

Only niggers, animals, and those infested with nigger-brain will let their teeth rot. If she brushes twice a day, this tells you a lot about her psychology:

>She listened to her parents
>She has the motivation and patience to perform daily rituals
>She cares about cleanliness
>She knows, at least subconsciously, that the most attractive part of a woman is her smile - and actively pursues being of greater value to men
>She knows that maintenance is better than repair

All of these are good. Shows that the woman is intelligent. Though you should be of the kind that she senses wont have his ego shattered, but won't take any disrespect regardless.

There’a more to humor than passive-aggressively criticizing someone and passing it off as humor. Anyone who makes this a common theme is only doing so because they lack the maturity to directly address issues or to decide that an issue doesn’t need attention and can be dropped.

>spits
yeah, gets spitroasted, gross bitch

Unfortunately a lot of vapid whores still brush their teeth routinely, so it's not the best indicator of a well raised woman.

False. Those are superficial. Most gutterwhores learned to imitate that sort of modesty a long time ago. Touch grass kid

You sound like an absolute FAG

>I have a friend whos specific taste in women is insane art hoe, he's been cheated on and abused by half a dozen of them
JFC art hoes need sharia style treatment.

Gets in the pool and gets hair wet vs lying around in the sun
States she wants children
States she wants to breastfeed and at least try labor without epidural
Isn't consistently 15 minutes late to everything with a full face of makeup
Doesn't have high maintenance hair, nails
Doesn't shave her bush (if she does she watches porn)

Underrated
Go wash your cunt E-gurl

You cannot imitate an intact family, retarded leaf cuck. And if you had an ounce of vigilance in you, you would notice eventually that the woman is indeed superficial.

I want those lips wrapped around my dick, but also, no homo, I want those to be my lips wrapped around a dick. I wish I could be a cute trap. I mean I'm not gay because I'm attracted to girls not guys, but I love sucking dick. That's why I love femboys and trannies so much, a cute girl but has a nice dick to suck. But I also want to be a cute girl with a dick. Fuck, I'm going to buy some estrogen off the internet and just do it, bros.

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>believes in God
>doesn't have only selfies on her social media
>cooks, cleans
>isn't fat
just described a unicorn tho

>Doesn't shave
This one is true. Usually I ask them to shave, or I shave it myself.

any women i encounter in my life i picture them letting out a massive shit cut in half by their gstring and stuffed firmly in their tight little jeans/shorts. or a a huge log in their ass yoga pants. doesn't matter how hot the girl is, just imagine a huge gigantic smelly shit coming out of her asshole. at this point, they notice my look of disgust and my indifference turns them on.

If her body language shows she has studied female etiquette; feminine walk, nice upright posture, graceful mannerisms. It's such a rare trait nowadays, only trad sort of girls seem to care about it. So if you see a girl that exhibits those qualities, get her before some other guy does.

Gotta love those girls who hang out with mainly guys, but has a boyfriend. When I am fucking her I like to make her tell me how much bigger my dick is than her boyfriends shit gets me diamonds.

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Sounds like you're trying to work through mommy issues through your gfs

based type a dentist daddy weirdo

and what to you have to offer edgelord

>looks up to a male figure in her family (father, grandad, etc)
Another important one is her relationship with her mother. I've never met a trashy woman who had a good relationship with her mom, the same way I've (almost) never met a good man who had a bad relationship with his dad.
A mother, even one who fucking hates men, will refuse to let her daughter be a whore because she knows she'll be treated like one.