Wake up

>wake up
>go to the mirror
>see pic related

What would you do?

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I question why the first thing I do when waking up is to take a selfie in front of the mirror

Enjoy life on easy Mode

literally masturbate until I can't move

Suicide by immolation.

well first of all I'd hang the mirror and not just lean it against the wall like a fucking idiot I have kids i could totally see one of my toddlers throwing that thing at another one of my toddlers and smashed mirror/glass everywhere and blood it would be bad so yeah first order of business would be to secure the mirror to the wall.

Second order of business is I would ask my wife why her hair is done first thing in the morning my wife always does her hair after she showers but never before bed it'll just get messed up when she sleeps

Or are you saying I have became a woman like pic related? In which case fuck this fantasy freaky friday faggy bullshit and fuck you

you're just ugly. probably a tranny.

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there are no women on the internet
you will NEVER be a woman.

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flip the switch

Adopt a pitbull and lie about myself on a Tinder profile

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Kill myself.

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Try to wash off the smell of fish.

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ThisThen this

make breakfast for the husband and children

Faggot