Guess the SCP foundation is real now lol
DOD announces anomaly resolution office
Evan Sanchez
Jackson Turner
hahahahaha WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
Ayden Gutierrez
> oy vey, it's the nephilim alien demons from hell and totally not my cousins!!!!!!!!
Asher Adams
Why are the feds trying to push aliens so much ever since covid?
Jaxson Perez
niggas ITT never heard of Project Blue Book
Gavin Evans
transmedium objects?
Chase Hill
You were not supposed to post that.
Jonathan Lopez
Confusing low IQ countries into thinking we have secret alien weapons and misdirecting schizos attention to non-issues.
Jaxon Parker
Yeah, why did they neglect to include that part in their Twitter post?
Jonathan Ramirez
Show aliens or GTFO.
I want to see some aliens.
Brandon Phillips
Is this an admission that psychics exist?
Jaxson Reyes
MkUltra time
Lincoln Wood
m-mitigation and defeat?
Henry Anderson
Get ready, they are about to open the gates of hell.
Kevin Garcia
>Oh no the ayys are coming we need to unite our forces worldwide and defend the planet!
> The new world government will save us all!
>Oh no the ayys are too strong we need to negotiate! Send in Yuval Noah Harari and Neil Degrasse Tyson!
> The ayys said they would leave us alone and let us join the galactic federation if we transcend humanity and become peaceful!
>Get your BrainChip(TM) and Fertility Management Device(R) installed or you will be denied food and energy rations!
Colton Evans
Citizen. pick up that trash can!
Grayson King
>SCP foundation is real now
Always was. And for longer than you might think. But you retards fell for muh schizo meme.
Xavier Hughes
Doesn't this just mean "crossing mediums" i.e. coming out of the water or entering the atmosphere from space?
Angel Lewis
APOLOGIZE, ALIEN DENIERS!
Luis Price
>wow it'd just like my heckin larperinos!!!
Daniel Bell
This is one agency it would be cool to work for, like Project Blue Book back in the day. Hynek was the man and the USAF did him dirty.
Easton Wood
what are their pronouns?
Oliver Jones
It's just the modern version of Project Bluebook.
Smoke and mirrors. They won't resolve anything, just lie to you.
Evan Reed
distract from election fraud
Henry Peterson
>Fertility Management Device(R)
Does said device has prostate stimulating function?
Ethan Hill
Chase Sanchez
Lunar anomaly bros, we won
Parker Garcia
You look so hard at the government/jews that it all you see
Jaxson Martinez
Muddy the waters enough and no one will take the subject seriously, which allows the government to freeze the target and polarize it.
Wait until the NPCs find out that the government has been investigating paranormal and cryptid reports too.
Hudson Myers
no, project stargate was a distraction from the fact the NSA can eavesdrop on any telephone call
>we know what you were thinking because we have physics, it's totally not that we were spying on you
Luke Gutierrez
They're just going to be another deboonker assuring the public there's nothing to see
Lucas Kelly
>expecting this gay ass kike neonazi larp funding country to be able to determine if a more technologically advanced race is present on earth
Jackson Harris
No it's main function is to disable reproductive functions until you win the reproduction lotto or are chosen by the logarithm to have progeny, which will be raised by the government to ensure optimal integration into society.
Dominic Harris
>“Le Pain Magnetique”
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Dan “L’Anomolie” Chernozem
>”Bang Bang Bannana Clip”
- M.Anomalie, RCA Records, 2023
Easton Gray
As Spock used to say, the needs of man are stronger than two.
Sebastian Cooper
they'll infect themselves with bioweapons and hope to kill a bunch of humans if aliens start capturing people for whatever reason
so quite literally, kikes will start killing their own populations if an advanced race comes and takes a bunch of humans to help us out during a solar catastrophe
Parker Myers
>Guess the SCP foundation is real now lol
Always has been.
It's been called many things throughout the years.
1980's had the Center For Scientific Anomalies Research(CSAR)
Cameron Wood
Means something that goes through multiple mediums. Like a seaplane. Or a hovercraft.