Brit/pol/

>The Port of Dover has declared a "critical incident" due to six-hour queues leading to the ferry terminal.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-62263176

>Former Irish soldier Lisa Smith has been jailed for 15 months for being a member of Islamic State
news.sky.com/story/lisa-smith-former-irish-solder-who-joined-islamic-state-is-jailed-for-15-months-12656745

>UK to send more artillery pieces and military drones to Ukraine
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ukraine-war-weapons-guns-b2128219.html

>Manipulated data in 2006 paper may have misled Alzheimer's research for sixteen years
msn.com/en-gb/health/medical/manipulated-alzheimers-data-may-have-misled-research-for-16-years/ar-AAZPIZn

>Depression is not caused by serotonin levels
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11027847/Depression-NOT-caused-low-serotonin-levels-study.html

>British Embassy joins Pride parade in Guatemala
gov.uk/government/news/pride-month-2022-british-embassy-joins-parade-in-guatemala

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thesun.co.uk/news/19277028/love-island-boob-job-weight-loss-jen-atkin/
youtube.com/watch?v=ABvd67kdSzg
youtu.be/OYjIPtqz7R8
youtube.com/watch?v=IOgUaFkpS3Y
gov.uk/government/news/home-secretary-announces-plans-for-contactless-digital-border
thesun.co.uk/money/property/19281235/dream-home-stoke-on-trent-front-door/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

can we have better than the last thread pls?

brit/pol/ was a mistake.

will political shoops help?

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Fuck i hope so.

Roastie getting roasted
thesun.co.uk/news/19277028/love-island-boob-job-weight-loss-jen-atkin/
>The 30-year-old admin assistant, from Grimsby, Lincs, had splashed £7,000 on a boob job inspired by her favourite show, Love Island.

>ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE UK
>10/10 in bongland even with bleeding tits.

Based Vinnie

no

sex was mentioned

seethe levels high

>Is this how young people talk nowadays in the UK? If so I can relate. People here mix turkish words into their speaking and try to mimic fucking "rappers". It's the worst.
>youtube.com/watch?v=ABvd67kdSzg

I hate that clip

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alzheimers is just diabetes of the brain btw. once its built up you'll probably need something like lions mane to clear it out but if you don't eat sugar you won't get it.

>t. literally cured my great grandads alzheimers with old music, lions mane, and dietary changes. trouble is the old peoples home feed him slop so he's slipping again.

That's exactly how the Napoleonic wars went down though.

cor slags

lol that's actually quite funny

Which one of our resident runcels had sex most recently, Josh or Shaun?

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I got laid last night

>ENGAGE THE BRINNIE SEETHE MACHINE

Does “roastie” mean “attractive women who won’t have sex with me”? I’m not up to date with incel lingo

definitely eddie

josh has never had sex so

Interesting.
>Black man in a suit
Someone has done well for themselves

Taking back control, lads. What could go wrong?

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youtu.be/OYjIPtqz7R8

No it means she has a pussy like roastbeef. Idk if you know or not but some ladies have larger minor labia than others and it pokes out. Sometimes it looks like roast beef slices. Sometimes it looks like homer simpsons mouth rotated 90degree. Makes sense you dont knoelw as you spend all your time watching trannies getting gangbanged. Dont need to thank me for the lesson.

A roastie is a judaised negrified vapid hypnotised mimicry of a woman with no genuine emotion or moral codes

>contactless
Translation: AI powered facial recognition and Social Credit database

>incel cope posts
So I was right then?

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Ed, lad, ive had sex literally everyday this week. Its okay, why would i lie? I just wouldnt post if i was going to lie.

oh I know I don’t think I see what I’m thinking?
I know good and well y’all ain’t weebposting in here!!
This is supposed to be a Kraut/pol/ thread
>whatchu doing in here dago?
You about to go to (jannie) jail!
You about to go to (jannie) jail and all your little weeb frens!
Pack up your stuff and everybody get out of here!!!

I have the first few lines of this song in my head every now and then.
youtube.com/watch?v=IOgUaFkpS3Y

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I have a wonderful gf, you don't. Maybe you'll end up in a relationship with a girl who's hobbies include netflix, "travelling", shopping, and social media and one day realise you lay next to a soulless automaton. Most men are like this also, but slightly differently conditioned.

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Why doesnt Michael Barrymore have ashtrays in his house?


Because he puts the fags out in the pool

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It's open borders.

>The New Plan for Immigration: Migration and Border Control Strategy sets out how the digital border will streamline travel, improve security and position the UK as a leader in the legal migration.

gov.uk/government/news/home-secretary-announces-plans-for-contactless-digital-border

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morning lads
good morning this morning
proper pouring down with rain here
comfy as fuck
wrapped up in me big hoodie and me comfy joggers
went lauren's for a lovely cbd coffee
not been there for time
she remembered me and that I was tryin to give up caffeine last time I went in which was months ago ha!
cute
had another sexy dream last night
lovely sleep tho
watched that resident evil netflix series before I went akip
its fuckin shite
turned a horror into a teen drama
fucksake netflix
wesker is a black man now
lmfao
nuff said
currently naked drinkin a cbd drink playin POE
love life
simple as
josh out x

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another unironic toryshill

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Ngl the phrase always makes me think twice about putting salad cream on me roast beef sarnies

I'm differently conditioned by decades of hand to hand fighting on foreign shores with axes, sword and shield, and blood... so much blood.

Name my band

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thesun.co.uk/money/property/19281235/dream-home-stoke-on-trent-front-door/

>Our dream £230k new-build home is riddled with issues including a dip in garage roof and a front door that doesn’t fit

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Gazza was always a prat but he's a Norf lad so when Vinnie coped a feel we collectively felt that and from then on we called souf lads poofters for touching a mans ballsack.

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Don't forget to put the salad cream back in the cupboard.

Have you noticed that brinnies are like women in the sense of their greatest insult is to question your ability to get pussy? Its fucking wild. Its like a school playground in here

rabbit alone in his kitchen thinking what if he was squirting semen on his sandwiches

U fukd the samwich
filth

>The 30-year-old lives with his partner and HER two children

Spent 230k on some guy's save game. What a mug.

i noticed the incels are just copying the shaggers when they do it, its always eddie, pube, etc calling people incels because they've certifiably had sex, when incels try to copy it isnt the same

>leave my wifes boyfriends children alone!

Just fyi - if built to spec, NHBC guarantee should cover all this for like 6-12 years desu depending on the product.
structural will be on the upper end, things that are cosmetic or not building fabric will be closer to 6 or something I think.

literally a non-issue unless they refuse to sort it out.

who doesn't love laughing at deanos tho lmao

Dried roastie roads.

>position the UK as a leader in the legal migration.
What the fuck is this even supposed to mean?
Facilitate mass immigration of niggers I suppose.

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postan b4 Bunneh does

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