Little miss gives up on a job application if it requires a cover letter

little miss gives up on a job application if it requires a cover letter
tuhhhhhh

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wat

bot malfunction

k well ill just go fuck myself

Lol. Imagine filling out a resume and cover letter. Cucks. The lot of ya. I will never fill out another application for a job for as long as I live. Self employed for life. And if that's not an option then I'll become a merc.

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They named their service after slave chains. Same with many credit card logos being designed to look like chain links

They take 5 seconds, you "heroic revolutionary".

>I'll become a merc.
what if nobody pays? lol

yeah sure champ. maybe if youre a low tier slave with just the basics to offer. but when you really suck corporate asshole like I do and have something big to say on it trust me... it takes a little more than 5 seconds you fucking retard wage slave trash

>boomers upset people don't care to write bogus letters about how "passionate" they are

What the fuck is a cover letter

Become an thief and steal food from grocery stores like a fucking nigger.

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I have no idea what that even is, i dont believe in legal employment. Just fake non-dangerous mental illness for gibs and do cash-in-hand jobs once or twice a week on the side. Thats the only way the effort-reward balance becomes acceptable in the modern economy. Inb4 spooks. Listen, i'll stop doing this if Bezos kills himself and leaves all his money to Alex Jones. Otherwise, fuck your society.

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I would too. I don't even know what a cover letter is. Aren't my (lack of) qualifications enough on my joke of a CV?

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It's a trend where you describe yourself in Little Miss-style cartoons.

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instead of having an objective statement on your resume you write a cover letter saying how well your skills fit the job

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Why waste 40 mins writing a cover letter when your c.v. can do the talking?

Isn't that what interviews are for

What if they require a cover letter too?

U swipe it through your cuntflaps

Feminists hate it

I have never written one in my life.

What does this has to do with politics?

Another layer of humiliation ritual in the modern job market.

Oh, I love when anons have unbridled, impotent rage. Tell us more about your "business". Can I get the etsy link or what?

>humiliation ritual

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When was the last time corporate hackjobs created anything good for society?

The whole process is perverse. I was a manager once and my only interview question was "Why do you want this job?" The only acceptable answer was some form of "for the money." Any other answer showed they were fuckwits whose thoughts started and stopped at what some "consultant" making $300 a speech at high schools told them. For the record, every person I hired was stellar and the attendance was perfect.

How do I sign up for therapy online?

why do faggot companies always think I should spend an hour on their job application?
you're not the only job I'm applying for; I'm not your only applicant
let's stop pretending otherwise