Reddit vs. Any Forums: Electric Boogaloo

If Any Forums and Reddit went to war tonight, how well armed and organized would each side be? Who would win? I think we'd have better shitposters and propaganda, but Reddit might be able to win by sheer weight of numbers.

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Any Forums = Literally anyone

Reddit = Literally anyone

both are controlled by the gov

You are like a decade late. Reddit is corrupted beyond repair

Rddit has a fraction of this userbase

I mean we'd have to wait until reddit finished dilating

go to bed child

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>Rddit has a fraction of this userbase
This site is 100% dead. Reddit is a top site, Any Forums isn't even top 1000 anymore.

reddit has enough autistic troons to spam Any Forums for months on end but will give up perform ritual dilation and dealing with body dysmorphia. meanwhile Any Forums doesn’t even need to lift a finger and shit will be back on schedule and nothing will be changed

This thought experiment is more interesting than all of the BBC threads, Twitter reposts, etc

Reddit mods would delete and ban raid threads and comments, jannies here would allow redditors because they'd think it'd be funny way to troll. We'd lose because post-irony has infected this whole side of the internet that doing anything apart from destroying yourself is considered cringe and gay

wow. this is totally not poggers, dude

Reddit goes on its knees and submits to anyone more powerful than themselves

Thats why they suck Washington D.C. and Brussels dick 24/7.

They’ll surrender 5 minutes in.

>Reddit shitpots on Any Forums
>Met with gore vids and dilate tranny
>Any Forums shit pots on Reddit
>Mods have to work over time FOR FREE

makes me wonder.
ive seen movies and tv shows mention Any Forums almost on a daily basis (just watched the boys episode and "these white racists met on Any Forums" line was in it).
cant remember even 1 mention of reddit, anywhere, ever.

intruiging.

I hate to say it but Reddit would wipe this place. The whole point is to not have an identity so it's impossible for Any Forums to have a leader and I don't' think you can win a war without a leader.

Reddit on the other hand has a shit ton of retard fags that "lead" each other all day

It's funny because it is true.

>Reddit mods would delete and ban raid threads and comments,
I meant IRL civil war

Reddit's the site the people who wrote that stuff use, why would they mention themselves?

>who will win if weak tranny s0yb0ys fight weak tranny basedbois?
Jews

Honestly, I think they'd have a real chance. Have you seen commies demonstrating? They have guys out there with rifles just like the le epic right wingers.

pReddit is for grooming youth.
They would have to stop dilating and then the gaping wounds would all close shut and they would have to pay to have the surgery again.

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You clearly are new here

>who would win

Reddit unironicaly. They would just sit on us and crush us. We would all have to have a minimum 50 cal to pierce their blubber. user on the coast with access to harpoon guns would fare much better.

And how would you fight reddit? Post some gay porn on their subreddits? Not gonna work bro, they would like it, and maybe even give you some gold. The only way to defeat redditor is to destroy his doge funi meme collection and close his internet connection so he can't pretend that he is most smart being in universe. Emotional stress would cause him to overdose on HRT pills.

How would anons respond?

go back to IRC faggot

im not new, or wrong this place would sooner destroy itself than actually fight

Maybe. I think our most militant group are really just a bunch of self-hating Hispanics LARPing as devout white nationalists.

With memes that crush their dreams of ever being a woman.

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We'd send our Any Forums suicide bombers in to clear out their subs, then they /k/ battalion would roll through and take out any survivors

>Reddit

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Totally.

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