Are you ready for when Jesus runs the planet soon?
Are you ready for when Jesus runs the planet soon?
Lucas Fisher
Isaac Morales
anyone else remember project blue beam?
Julian Jones
don’t think that’s how it works pal
Jason Cooper
Earth is flat. The Lake of Fire judgement is when all land, and former sea, are laced entirely with brimstone so that no life may seed or grow; and the fire is the eternal fire, similar to Sodom, that fills and engulfs the entire Earth. This is the second death. Either to be tortured forever, obliterated entirely, or refined by this process. Whichever it is, I don’t think it’s symbolic, although many hopefuls do. Who would ever want to be thrown into a lake of fire if any kind, especially one that spans across the entire world.
Leo Edwards
Yes.
Satan loses and the earth becomes Heavenly again.
Isaiah Parker
Jewish elitist communists already run the planet.
Nicholas Campbell
No because he was a Jew who made a reformed version of Judaism (Christianity) which his JEWISH followers spread to Europe. All of the early depicitons of Jesus show him and his followers for what they were. Shitskin kikes. All of the early Christians were also circumcised so I guess that's another heckin based thing about that Judeo sand nigger religion.
Ian Rogers
He's a fucking dirty arab cult leader jewish fuckin low life carpenter who hanged out with escorts
Jackson Taylor
uh huh…
Kayden Garcia
2 more millennia.
Chase Clark
Throw him prison for his ongoing genocide.
He has no right being in this physical universe.
He's moved on & no longer has birthing right to be here.
Trinity Godhead is a cesspit monster deserving oblivion.
Luke Cook
You know his going to kill, like, most people right?
Lincoln Rogers
>Muh Jesus charlatan magic-man imposter.
Conditions permitting the 2nd coming have been permanently altered.
Pre-destination now heads in a new direction.
Cesspit godheads of the past are now beneath us.
Nicholas Edwards
Can’t wait, it’ll be in good hands for once, a true king.
Parker Turner
Sure, I'd like that as much as anybody else. But, it's not gonna be that easy before a literal end times event. Do you really think it's going to stop NOW? While you still have food and running water and haven't been forced to take anti-aging treatments and then go strip-mining for the AI God for at least 400,000 years? Nah. Hell does not exist, but it shall be created. Created in the bowl of material reality.
Matthew Wood
Not a problem if you like Abrahamic takes. I do, it's far less materialistic. Don't forget, Atlantis sank because they were too busy sucking each other off to notice.
Adrian Davis
goddamnit, man!
beat me to it
Asher Johnson
Why do Christians assume Jesus coming back is a literal thing, and not a metaphor?
After his death, billions of people started preaching his words and worshipping him.
Isn't that the greatest example of a person coming back after death?
Ethan Collins
The problem with "MUH END TIMES" people is they stake all of their faith on fear of sudden ending, and none of the wisdom that comes with the book itself. Everyone wants to say "It's been 2000 years, long enough, he'll arrive any minute now!" But nobody wants to say "You know, it's ONLY been 2000 years." 1000 is a day in the eyes of God. It has been around two days and a few hours.
People need to stop coping and start learning to forge their own personal evolution.
Because it was a literal resurrection, that's like, the stake of literally everyone. Even Origen who was incredibly esoteric believed that to have been literal. If it was not literal, there was no value to any of that.
Jaxson Diaz
he's not coming back. he died on some wood and that was it lmao. kike worshippers suck
Christopher Long
his Pops killed EVERYBODY in the world
except for eight on noah's ark
bc they were evil & deserved to die
yeah, tell me another fairy tale, i'm not sleepy yet
William Diaz
glownigger jew lover globohomo fucking retard
Nicholas Lee
>Jesus runs the planet soon?
Unless we put Son of God in mental clinic under supervision of doctor Shekelstein.
Jesus will get some thorazine and risperidone treatment because it is XXI AD not some ancient Rome.
We cure our mental patients not nail them to cross.
Isaac Gutierrez
>Throw him prison
Throw the Son of God in prison? Kek, who do you think you are?!
Aiden Gray
seeing people react to Jesus specifically by being actively vile and vulgar and ugly sincerely strengthens my faith
Aaron Bailey
Because his resurrection wasn't a metaphor and he literally promised he would return in the clouds with fire and every eye will see him, every knee will bow and every tongue will confess.
Ayden Hill
this. it's just a matter of weeks, 2 more specifically
Jace Allen
I hope I'm asleep or it's cool like a nuke falls right on my forehead or a plasma beam from alpha centauri something cool like that user
Kevin Perez
>strengthens my faith
Time to take your sword, Holy Bible and conquer some Constantinople.
Deus vult!!!
Nathaniel Hill
Anyday now, mormon/midwest Jesus will come from the sky.
Isaac Peterson
Mexikikes are like 20% of the Mexico population, AOC is one of them.
John Green
God i hope so
Kayden Hall
>will come from the sky.
On a spaceship. Jesus is a cosmonaut.
Jeremiah Price
And I'm another, your skydaddy ain't real.