Redpill me on coffee

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It's good for you

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even surgery can't make her look good, why are asians so ugly?

fefe guud. taste goud and is non sleepy

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you'll die without it

I have to drink a fuckload of it or I get gout

it thins the blood according to journos and science bros

I now drink 4 cups a day instead of 3

I drink my cofee like i hate my niggers
Black

Without it I basically sleep forever. Like 4 hours awake a day. Just enough to eat and poop.

Yes, coffee makes you immortal. Can confirm.

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it's addictive garbage but I'd rather not experience a life without it

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No

Is it good for you?

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You need to take breaks from it. If I get in the habit of drinking it everyday for too long, I find it loses its focus and mood boosting properties and instead makes me incredibly anxious.

>zomg muh le heckin epic coffee! Can't live without it!

There’s no way fucking McDonald’s only has 9 mg per ounce. I drink a small and it makes me buzz around like a bee

I prefer tea. Never really enjoyed coffee's bitterness and it's a lot more work to make "good" coffee compared to good tea.

I drink my coffee black.
Get good beans and you don't need industrial chemicals to cover the taste.
Two or three cups a day seems fine.
Anything above five and you're probably pushing it.
Seriously, just get good locally roasted beans instead of that shit from Walmart or Target or whatever.

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take a 3 month break from it then go and have one and redpill yourself.

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I do not drink coffee.
I already am suffering from extreme insomnia.
I drink caffein when I need to stay awake for a night or two.
I think at one point I drank coffee with the sole purpose of staying more active during sex, but yeah.
For those of you feeling sleepy every possible moment without coffee, cut your carb, especially sugar. They induce sleep.

>Anything above five and you're probably pushing it.
lick me, faggot daddy.

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Black coffee wrecks your fucking teeth. But, it IS the best way to drink it.

I drink death wish daily.
It's healthier than speed.

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superior bowel movements is just one of the many benefits

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With tea all I need are good leaves and a way to measure temperature. It's maybe 10 minutes worth of work including time to heat the water. With coffee I need a whole bunch of equipment, it's significantly more effort and can take upwards of an hour from scratch. Not worth it.

It is the White Man's beverage.

I always stuck to tea and never touched the coffee jew. All you nigger cattle are fucked.

Maybe you have a low tolerance? I can confirm Starbucks fucks me up. Tastes awful too.

A coffee machine is $30 and can brew hot shit in 5 minutes.

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I switched to decaf and am very pleased with my decision. I don't have caffein crashes anymore, nor do I get caffeine headaches. Highly recommend.

A coffee machine can't make good coffee.

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Coffee is horrible. I prefer caffeinated flavor packets.

Half of the adrenaline rush of drinking McDonald's coffee is it burning the fuck out of your mouth.
They don't need caffeine when there's idiots willing to burn their tongues and lips on their shitty coffee.

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I have ibs from years of alcohol abuse and drinking coffee makes me feel deathly ill

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