1 in 3 Americans has $0 Saved for Retirement

How are you planning for retirement?

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A bullet to the temple

who cares lmao
aim for the brainstem. temple shot will just leave you as an incontinent halfwit

We exile the religious people who stole everybody's money and then spend that.
Using force if they contest the results of the democratic vote.

synagogues are much more resilient than that. you'll need at least like six bullets to take on the temple. stay strong

Are we incapable of having one adult conversation?

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One third of the people who answered this poll have no retirement savings.

More like 85% if you want to talk real numbers

Nigger

fpbp, don't underestimate the 12 gauge retirement plan

A rope

I have a pension a 401k and a half million dollar house

Work 457K

My retirement plan is working bagging groceries at a supermarket and banging young impoverished tweens for pennies.

wats going to happen when the economy collapses and people are old and theres no work?

I'm sorry sir, I'm a millennial. I don't know what the word "retirement" means. Can you give me a QRD?

FPBP once everyone I care about is set for the rest of their life I can finally sleep.

Lmao I have $0 saved for lunch tomorrow.

How do you live?

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One of the other 1/3rds has a legit retirement, and the last has a 401k that they don't manage that's gonna have a half year's pay in it when they "retire".

bullion duh

The guy from Band of Brothers IRL shot himself in the temple and all it did was severe his eyes from his brain. He lived another 20 years blind, then he finally died in the VA all those years later and didn't even have a service.
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I'm betting on society collapsing long before I'd retire. I just hope it happens while I'm still young enough to commit violence.

Suicide

I plan on retiring by not waking up one morning.

You're never too old to commit violence fren

31, got my 401k, a brokerage account, a Roth IRA, crypto, and bonds. Just bought a comfy bungalow by a lake. I didn't want to overextend on the house and be house poor. Hoping this will allow me to retire before 65. Our generations can't depend on social security