Englard cuisine is why UKucks are so docile and unhealthy

Look at this goyslop. Almost nothing but comfort food.

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>homely, traditional, vernacular foods are bad
I see no problem. Because it isn't covered in spices it's le bad? Fuck off.

THESE CRYPTO BRIT JEWS EAT THE NASTIEST FUCKING FOOD FUCK JUST EAT A STEAK, CHICKEN POT PIE IS NOT A MEAT PORTION EVERY FUCKING DISH ON THIS FUCKING MENU IS EQUIVALENT TO CHICKEN POT PIE FATASS FOOD, QUIT EATING FUCKING CARBS ALL YOU NEED IS SOME STEAK AND SOME FROZEN ORGANIC VEGETABLES, JUST START KILLING JEWS UNTIL STEAKS ARE CHEAP LIKE HERE IN TEXAS...........

Wtf is wrong with blood pudding. That shits good

Nice flag

>Faggots liked by less than 50% of brits
Based?

Who the fuck doesn't like Beef Wellington?

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honestly looks like the menu at Perkins. jesus christ bongs is this really your best?

I eat junk food every single day. I am a genius. Sorry to break it to you idiots but your brain runs or fats and needs lots of calories. Simple as.

How could anyone dislike a beef wellington

you fucking idiots microwave scotch eggs

WHO CAN IT BE NOW

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Who the fuck does that? Never seen a hot scotch egg in my life

>Never seen a hot scotch egg in my life
it's a softboiled egg wrapped in sausage and breadcrumbs then deep fried
how the fuck do you not eat it hot?

>black pudding in the worst

Literally subhuman kill yourself right now

Because they are kept in fridges or on a cooked cold meat section and are snack/lunch food. We don’t eat them at fancy restaurants. Weirdo.

It's a fridge food.
Why wou you eat it hot?

>full English in god-tier
>black pudding, a full English staple, in shit-tier
Whoever put this together should be hanged.

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wait, what? i was down for the crust thing, but... deep fried not eaten hot?

There's an Italian restaurant near me that does a hot one but with spicy salciccia meat instead of regular pork. Absolutely bangin.

how the fuck is deep-fried food not served hot?
you probably fucking put the ice cream in a saucepan to heat it, too. holy shit

Boiled egg fried makes my stomach turn

Donuts are usually not eaten hot

>and are snack/lunch food.
...but you don't at least re-heat them? i can understand being lazy once in a while, but eating that cold, seems to me i'd just felt i missed the good moment. Edible, for sure, but just disappointing.

also
*scotch egg surprisingly controversial favorite topic of discussion and not Faggots*

but still they're at their best when still warm, like freshly baked cookies

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BOILING EVERY CUT OF MEAT OK???

doughnuts aren't ground meat, though

It's just one of those lunch foods I guess.
There are probably people who heat them up, but I've never seen it.

Fish and chips are good though, faggot.

>Assumptions.
Do Americans really?

Tried them all, results in order:
Shit, okay, shit, okay, retard-level
Shit, okay, not bad
Shit, shit, okay, shit, okay (if not made by an indian), poverty, okay
Meh, meh, shit, shit, shit, okay
Eh, black pudding's kinda based, the rest is shit.

are you assuming I'm making assumptions, you faggot?
bongs on brit/pol/ were talking about eating them up in a microwave, so at least one does it
and none of them are denying it happens in this thread

I bet the people who disliked the black pudding were just "ew it's blood!!" and didn't even fucking try

black pudding is godly.

What bongs chew with their jagged, rotting teeth is not allowed by an sensible person to be called food. Look at phaggot OP's image and tell me with a straight face that a human should be consuming that FILTH.

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how does that not dry out in the oven?

Newsflash to non-bongs: they have a deep history of eating like poverty-stricken niggers. Their culture is based around being poor. A lot of "regional foods" here stem from some fucked up poverty cope in the 1600's where they'd eat the cheapest, nastiest slop ever contrived. Stuff like haggis n tatties, kippers, etc is fine, but shit like goyslop pies, chips, toad in the hole, etc is all nigger shit. I shit you not, I've come across a weird phenomenon while working with warehouse niggers over the past 4 years: there's this reoccurring coping mechanism I witness where someone will bring up the fact they're eating a tiny amount of unhealthy shit, and either they or someone else will proclaim that it's a "full meal". Sorry, a bag of chips/crisps is not a "full meal". Niggers often told me about putting "VUH SQUEEZY CHEEEEESEHhhh" on toast and saying "mate, full meal!". THAT'S NOT A FUCKING FULL MEAL YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
EVEN ON THAT JEREMY KYLE SHIT SHOW, SOME FUCKER SAID HE HADE TWO CARROTS FOR DINNER
THEN THE OTHER ANCHORS ASKED WHY HE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE, TO WHICH HE RETORTED WITH "IT WAS A FULL MEAL"
HOLY FUCK
EVEN WHEN SHOPPING
"BARGAIN" THIS AND "BARGAIN" THAT
"BARGAIN FULL MEAL"
I TALKED TO THIS FUCKING RETARD WHO DROVE 20 MILES SOUTH TO AN ALDI THAT WAS HAVING A SALE ON AN ENERGY DRINK, JUST TO BUY A FEW CANS OF IT
HE FUCKING BOASTED ABOUT SAVING A FEW QUID
NIGGER HE WOULD'VE PAID THE SAME IN GAS MONEY IF HE HAD JUST GONE TO THE ALDI RIGHT DOWN HIS ROAD
NIGGER WASTED MORE MONEY ON GAS AND AN HOUR OF HIS LIFE AND FEELS SUPERIOR
SAME NIGGER CAME UP TO ME AT LUNCH AND SAID MY SAUSAGE ROLL WAS A "FULL MEAL"
NO PRIOR CONTEXT
JUST CAME UP AND SAID "NICE MATE< YE'VE GOT YERSELF A FULL MEAL THERE!"
HE WASN'T BEING SARCASTIC
THIS WAS NOT BANTER
THESE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING INSANE AND WORSHIP BEING POOR AND EATING CHEAP FUCKING CANCEROUS PIG SLOP
I FUCKING HATE ITY HERE AND THESE FUCKING NIGGERS ARE DRIVING ME TO THE BRINK OF ENDING MY LIIFE