U.S. Military Retention issue

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Very based of you, user.

Long gone are the days of rape and plunder, the propaganda helped with fooling the patriots who were naive enough but that ring hollow now. Feds have fucked up too many times to lean on America anymore. Also the culture itself has changed to the point where most people wouldn't even contemplate joining.

And why would they? There is no real tangible benefit to joining in the current year. Much more lucrative in the private sector.

Lmao

Klassisch!

at least it's honest, "if you join the military you're a cuck and your wife will cheat"

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As if. If a liberal shithole gets attacked the right would celebrate, as they should. They need to call it a mostly peaceful day

Nobody qualifies anymore because we're all either too medically fucked up physically or mentally
The military is a poor man's trap and the poor are treated like garbage, so it's no wonder nobody qualifies anymore
Want Tyrone? He's already gotten arrested for shoplifting so he's disqualified
Jimmy of suburbia? He's been on Ritalin since he hit 7 because he couldn't sit down and shut up for 8 hours
Sarah? She got a restaurant job when she hit 16 and they worked her so hard that she has a fucked up back that required surgery
Anyone that does qualify is working a job that pays more or is too mentally ill to serve

It is the lack of backbone in the millenials. It certainly isn't because they have moved away from their base of support by recognising and supporting trans soldiers and lowering requirements for women. No never that.

Because nobody wants to take the jew-jab

We already had another 9/11 on January 6. It was the worst Holocaust to ever happen on US soil.

oh no! I wonder why
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who saw this and thought it was a good idea?!

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JOIN THE ARMY
We're putting P.T. BARNUM out of business by stealing all his freakshow employees.

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I don't know why they rolled with that image. One of the draws of joining is as a rite of passage into manhood. You get out of high school, you want to prove you are a real man, and are daring enough to put your life on the line to free distant foreign people of dictators and tyrants.

Well, this ad takes away that psychological upgrade you wanted to give yourself. You are the laughing stock. Your woman betrayed you. It is a nigger that crawled out of her treacherous cunt and you are the dummy raising it as your own while the nigger lays its eggs in other vaginas somewhere.

To join the Army, it's not always pay.

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Nobody normal wants to work in a libtarded army and modern libtards dont want to be soldiers either, military is supposed to be about defending the country and killing people in war as efficiently as possible, all other activities that do not work towards these goals will erode the efficiency of the military

>why wont people line up to fight pointless wars for a country that shits on them

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'cause dat shit ain't bussin frfr

This is going to be the symbol of the new draft dogging. The best part will be the double meaning of the word "duck". Anyone avoiding the draft will be called ducks instead of doggers.

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