Is the friendzone a cheat to getting laid?

Been friends with this girl for 10 years. Never actually had any interest in her from the start and she was dating my friend. We just hanged out for alcohol sometimes. Now, 10 years later she's making moves on me. What happened?

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>What happened?
Wall approaching at warp speed

Meh 2/10 there’s nothing in your story you use to be better Greek what a disappointment you’ve become

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>Now, 10 years later she's making moves on me. What happened?
She's ready to settle down, BGC. Be lucky to have the opportunity to marry and wife up a strong, independent woman, who spent her best years fucking your friend and prob some other men. Are you man enough to become her husband?

ywnbaw

She got turned down by everyone who interested her, and now she's going to shackle herself to you while she waits for the chance to find better, so that worst case Ontario she doesn't die alone
Run

>What happened?

She's 28, off the cock carosuel and looking to settle down and gain 50 pounds now that all her friends are getting married.

Most women keep a backup man in the wings. She will use you until she finds something "better". If she doesn't find "better" to straight dump you for she will be cultivating another backup in case your demands on her become uncomfortable.

I just don't date. My lineage is one that prefers arranged marriage. The downside is that I'llmost definitely evolve into a wizard before mom and dad deem me fit to touch a woman down there.

Yes you dumb fuck. Unless that broad has girlfriends you're just part of the spineless suck ups that fawn lamely in her harem.

Btw you'll eventually grow out of that thankfully

wake up honey, new greekposter pasta has dropped

If you have known her for more than a year you are already past the window where having sex with her is fun.

Ha ha, the ugly truth.

@op: stop calling and break ties. Don't be tenth pick, be her first.

This

She is running out of options so she is giving her beta friend in the friend zone a play at her used up pussy.

another garbage life advice thread on Any Forums that's on the front page because newfag cancer just has to bump this trash

you faggots are the problem, please, please fucking gb2r where you come from

You are her backup plan. Let her get real flirty but play the role of an oblivious male. Once it's blatant what's going on say "You're like a sister to me. We could never fuck."

>10 years later she's making moves on me
I hope you have been friends with her since she was 4 years old and now she is 14.
if not, you're nothing but a cuckold

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Lol, she realises she is too old for alpha fuxx so now shes on stage beta buxx where she settles for the "nice guy"

This, and if you call her out on it she'll get mad and say you're the one who's doing it.

This would be hilarious.

>10 years later she's making moves on me. What happened?
Her eggs are running out. Stay the fuck away from her, she's desperate and will never actually love you.

she's getting lonely and desperate and you are an orbiter that's about to get lucky in her eyes lol

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Your Beta Orbiter Bonds have matured and you can cash them in now

Are you hotter?

doesnt take rocket appliances to figure that one out bud!