BIDEN TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID ITS HAPPENING BREAKING NOW

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If it were truly happening there'd be more than just this one thread

Well I guess I'll be gosh darned

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Its true. Digits and this will be a real happening

ROLL FOR MOTHERFUCKING VAIDS

That's a shit-eating grin if I ever saw one

Biden dies.

SHOULD HAVE VACCINATED/BOOSTED 6 TIMES

Yep, newsmax just reported. OP wasn't a fag for once.

You're welcome.

He also has cancer
Inb4
>HAD cancer
No present tense HAVE cancer is what he said

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Rolan for the first strong, brave female president.

If he survives they might as well declare the pandemic is over.

>plots to unleash COVID
>dies from COVID
pottery

It would be hilarious if he died after saying that and trying to force it on me, but then we will get the unfunny prostitute in office. It would be a great final joke from the funnyman "president" though.

Please die, Mr President. Kamala as President would make more people hate Dems and push them towards DeSantis.

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So what? It's not even a dangerous disease.

Biden is cancer tho

He also tested positive for being a pedophile

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Based.
Kamala South Poo to be President.
Superpooper 2022.

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THANK GOD HE HAS TWO VACCINE SHOTS AND TWO BOOSTER SHOTS!

COVID isn't even real.

...but I wish it was.

90% of people here are pedos

Why do you push DeSantis? And what did they mean by
>replace Trump
VP DeSantis is going to JFK Trump in 2025

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A dark winter
>for you

They're pushing DeSantis to divide the right. If Trump runs, he'll win. DeSantis I don't think would want to cause a shitshow and run against Trump, when he could easily win in 2028.

He got it from Dr. Fauci

Depends on the meaning or the or is is

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How many times has he had covid now?

For me it's zero.

He will be completely fine in a few days (thanks partly to the vaccines)

Everybody got it from fauci, he made it.

COVID is real now? Coping hard these days.

himme wit dat fauci ouchie uhh

>has cancer
>now has aids
Welcome President Kamala

>he falls down stairs, survives
>ivanka falls down stairs, dies
>trump gets covid, survives
>biden gets covid, tbd

>5'9

PLEASE DON'T DIE Biden. Kamala will be the first female president ugh.

Pls be here glorious frog. We need some serious numbers up in this bitch

>biden has covid
Oh so he’ll be fine and have the sniffles for a day or 2
Also it’s a perfect excuse to hide him for a few weeks

Desantis has all but said he's sitting 2024 out if Trump runs.

>I uh I uh…what…you say I have t-the crown?
>b-but I don’t …don’t drink corano

Oof. Imagine typing this out thinking you’re clever. Sad!

It is real. I have it right now. You know that some people actually leave their basements and interact with other people, which gives them the chance to catch the virus.

Guys, he’ll be fine, he would be much ‘worse off if he didn’t get the vaxx’

IT'S HER TIME LADS

>If Trump runs, he'll win.
>implying the Democrats aren't going to cheat again.

GO RONACHAN GO!!

DeSantis is Yale lawyer. They want him popular enough to be VP then JFK Trump after 2025
He also is sus in Epstein 2009. Was assistant prosecutor for southern district of FL in 2009.
Trump Flynn 2024

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lmao biden is trolling you guys again and again.

Maybe if u stop sucking on dicks for at least a day, you wouldn’t get the gayvirus

Summoned

He's dead. Check em.

Wait a second. I would expect some hunter news tomorrow. Biden goes into hiding and the news cycle ends for the week. Perfect time to arrest hunter because people will have forgot by the time bidet comes back

the media are just frothing at the mouth hoping they can get desantis and trump to hate each other. trump literally lives in desantis state and they are probably in constant communication. the media failed this comedic bullshit before they even started.

Why isn't this stickied!!!! How soon before he thanks the jab.

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Should have gotten his boosters

has he said the line yet?
>I am grateful to be vaccinated

COVID IS A LIE COVID IS A LIE COVID IS A LIE SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SATAN

>implying anything will change if brandon croaks

Plz die so we can off the next enemy

Are you guys more or less fucked if Kamala takes over?

Probably doesn't have it. Just an advertising boost for the new covid treatment drug Paxlovid made by Pfizer after he's fine in a few days.

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Sadly the propaganda has reached too many people regarding Trump. DeSantis seems to the best candidate for the GOP.

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Rolling

Jesus Christ the whole board is going to be junked up with these threads for the next week.
Somebody sticky one of them and bin the rest.

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It won't but we will get daily word salad from dome in chief

MADAME PRESIDENT

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PRESIDENT HARRIS.

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But you guys said that covid isn't dangerous so obviously he has nothing to worry about

MADAM PRESIDENT

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its a nothingburger

For people not in their 80s lol

And this motherfucker has cancer and typhus and the black plague and gornoaids?

He doesn’t have it. This is just another convenient use of the coof to shut him up for a week after his numerous gaffes. Windshield oil cancer. KEK

No refunds

I still maintain that covid is fake and overblown anyway, either that or it's a genetically modified virus that is pretty mild and possibly dormant until triggered via 5g

>unnamed poll

>You’re not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations.
>EXACTLY 1 year later
>biden has covid
>curb your enthusiasm theme.mp4

They probably just poisoned his pudding to get rid of him.

You could have prevented this if you got your 6th shot, chud.

who remembers when Biden said
>I'll develop some disease and say I'll have to resign

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Hello Pussies. I also have monkey pox so eat shit and die losers. My dick is hard. President Joe Biden aka Pedo Pete

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Nice we got him.

BASED

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> inb4 source
nytimes.com/2022/07/12/us/politics/trump-approval-polling-2024.html

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This will be blamed on the unvaccinated.
Talking points ready to roll out.
Lockdowns are back on the menu.
All those that comply deserve the rope.

Exactly, repeatedly iirc
I meant for the GOP nomination.
Honestly, I think Trump will go with Noem or someone like that. She's cute, redpilled, and not big enough to take away too much of his spotlight.

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wasn't he just traveling the world? fucking superspreader....

Obviously just trying to get him away from media duties for a few weeks after yesterdays' embarrassment.

Cant wait for the virtue signalers to start fighting with the memers. Civil war for everyone online or off

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I wonder who got quads

Rerolling for Marburg

Robots can’t get cancer.

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