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Qrd: Seth Rogen built a sex slide at a children’s playground in British Columbia, Canada. It is for a shitty movie coming out soon. It’s not part of a set, it’s an actual slide at an actual playground frequented by children.

Mission: We need a brave leaf user to hunt the slide down and destroy it.

-it is made entirely out of plastic.

I propose a homemade Napalm solution. Just mix styrofoam and gasoline and pour the liquid on the slide. I bet it would melt the slide beyond recognition.
Easily done at night when no one is out.

Thoughts? Political implications?

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Any Forumstards dont have the balls

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That is one SICK jew motherfucker.

He will not divide us.

>glowshit
Just cum, pee and shit all over it and inside of it. It will be taken down shortly after or the entire playground will be closed down.

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I think he actually broke down on a fundamental level since the santa serie thing.

So easily solved. Just throw some gas on it and burn it. It's just plastic. If you are scared of rectifying this simple a problem then we've already lost.

Very old news
It was removed from the park in 2014

>Just cum, pee and shit all over it and inside of it.
this is Any Forums's secret weapon. Imagine if all of us did that. We'd destroy globohomo in 1 week. Just cum, pee n shit all over the place. Don't like a thing? Cum, pee n shit all over it.

Lmao I remember one time I got drunk and I pissed all over a guy's Ferrari. I pissed on the handles, on the windows, everywhere.

We just blew up the guide stones and we'll destroy this too

wait till the puritan faggots learn about how birth is like
>you literally come out of your mom's vagina, covered in vaginal lubrication, shit, piss, cum, blood, etc.

what birth is like*

>Maple Ridge BC
I'm a 2 hour drive away from this thing.
I can provide confirmation if its even real and actually there with a time stamp at some point this summer. Because I honestly don't think its real, its too fucked up. But I can go see.

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why don't you blow up joe biden? he's so senile and slow he makes the guide stones look like they're hurrying to go somewhere

At least it's heterosex

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You do understand it’s a kid’s park right?

>NPCs HATE this one simple trick

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someone needs to slap that pepe's ass to make it shit faster

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Put a few swastikas on it, then people might consider it obscene.

I'm trying to geolocate it on google maps RN
scowering every park in Maple Ridge BC
supposedly pic rel is the same park before it was erected

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yeah and kids come out of the same hole you fuck and rub your pee-covered dingy all over, and you cum into it, etc. What's wrong with them seeing a plastic vagina? they basically touch the surface of the vagina and even the clit with their faces and genitals

>napalm
Don't do what this retard says.
Just unbolt it or use a grinder to cut it off the mounts. It needs to go obviously but not under charges of domestic terrorism.

>shitpost irl as a political tool
Based. Also nice digits, I just checked them.

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i love how it transitions from pee to diarrhea there at the end

If it was made of brass or copper it would've been stolen overnight

Godspeed to whoever does something about it. Make sure you're indistinguishable.

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It then turn to a creamy white

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it’s Canada so they all still have to wear face coverings and hijabs

FOUND
>FOUND
FOUND
>FOUND
FOUND
12287 Fulton Street, Maple Ridge BC "Fletcher Park"
>12287 Fulton Street, Maple Ridge BC "Fletcher Park"
12287 Fulton Street, Maple Ridge BC "Fletcher Park"
>12287 Fulton Street, Maple Ridge BC "Fletcher Park"
12287 Fulton Street, Maple Ridge BC "Fletcher Park"

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I’m in Canada and willing to do this but I don’t have the finances. I know how to mix a solution flammable enough to burn for hours and don’t have any record so it would be a flash in the pan for me if I got caught.

Dont get the gasoline. Try walking by and squirting it with some acetone.

at least it’s going into a vagina and not a butthole

but what the fuck happened to you, seth. i loved you in superbad

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Holy shit I live right next to it brb

Bullshit. It was up for only 2 days in Maple Ridge

his one good artistic contribution, and that one was just barely good

uhhh hello
Seth Rogan is a degenerate kike pedophile

Checked and waiting
Checked
But the direction of action is all wrong. You could at least encourage normal behavior by reversing the polarity.

You do understand that he does shit like this to stir up controversy for publicity right?

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pedophile?

>Symbol of Life and Procreation
Do any of you have a reason to destroy it that is a bit more high-IQ than "muh children"?

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Just post the fucking address of park.

I’m off work Sunday.

Seth rogaine needs sealed up in this with a months provisions and left in the park
A talking dick could be fun for the kids, they could beat on it with with sticks and ask it questions, like why are Jews bad
It could be a real attraction

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sauce

those cheeky aussies at it again, I bet aussie man will deliverer any day now. Always believe in aussies.

yes all hollywood jews rape kids. they also drink kids blood