Official laugh at Europeans thread

It's hot

>how hot is it?
It's so hot that no matter how many fans Hanz buys to put in his 200 sqft apartment he will still be sweating uncontrollably and be extremely uncomfortable all day today while I laugh and smile at my thermostat that reads 19C

>b-b-but Air conditioning causes spores in the air n sheeiiit.
^This is mega cope, the sweaty humid shithole hanz is living in is filled with mold (common in old buildings) and is much more dangerous for your health than a faulty AC filter.

>p-p-pls stop making fun of eurofrens, they are suffering! :(
No, you've all spent countless hours shitting on North American countries and now you get to fucking roast like the pigs you are, better turn that PC off soon, getting hot in that closet isn't it hanz?

YOU NIGGERS WOULD LITERALLY RATHER SPEND MONEY ON COFFEE DATES WITH YOU KEK FRIENDS THAN AC UNITS DURING A HEATWAVE.
Let that sink in.

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i wonder how many slide threads you fsb nigger will do

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sweaty clammy hands typed this

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There is absolutely no way it is 38 degrees and they are fucking crying about it. Fucking spineless.

you are right, it isnt.

WAIT WAIT WAIT
38°C IS ONLY 100°F???
AND EUROPOORS ARE ON FIRE???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT HAPPENED BROS???
I THOUGHT ONLY THE USE LIVED IN CARDBOARD TINDERBOXES BUT MY HOUSE HAS BEEN THROUGH DECADES OF 38°C

*USA not USE

Do the flip.

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>mayoids
no wonder ya'lls being bred out. how will the billionaires who own all the megacorporations continue operations beyond the imminent global climate emergency if wh*toids can't even function once it gets beyond room temperature?

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I am dieing here at work and you laugh.

Can anyone explain why Europeans don't have AC units? Apparently their summers are around 85f so it sounds pretty comparable to US summers, and fucking everyone has at least 1 unit here.

AC is cheap as fuck. $120 for a 6000 BTU window unit. I don't understand what the issue is.

Checked
Cheap as fuck is egregiously expensive to them
Niggers on average float a higher net worth than most Europoors

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> everyone has at least 1 unit here.
Also everyone is fat, stupid and mutt 'down there'.
And, should the rest of the world follow that example?

In most of Europe it's at most a couple of weeks per year, far from enough to justify getting even portable/cheap fucking ugly AC unit.

Lose some fucking weight, plant some plants around your house. I live In a commie block and I'm surrounded by trees.

What's next? Whole floor covered in carpet and filming your wife getting fucked by a nigger?

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Pic related gets to use his fucking hospital bed to go through the drive-thru
meanwhile I've been kicked out of my local Mcdonalds drive-thru on everything from roller blades to an electric bike.

it's not fair bros

Become a US citizen. Right to being served in McD no matter what is the last thing, besides 2A, 'conserved' in USofA.

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I'm actually very fit but still enjoy a comfortable temp. If Eurocucks are so fit and fine, why tf they complaining about the heat?

Maybe they need to lose more weight. The coming war and famine in Europe should help with that.

>I'm actually very fit
I'll take your word for it, since according to your own state data there's 78% chance your overweight and more than 43% that you are obese.


The only difference between mid-30'Cs 10 years ago and now, is that now media treat it as some kind of event.
Occasionally even here you can get ~40'C sometimes. What normally happens? In TV state health ministry people say elderly and children should avoid going out unless early in the morning or in the evening.

Nobody cares, nothing is happening. Unless you think natural and man-made fires are a novelty.

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>big AC in big marketing drive on Any Forums

Just pitched 5 scoreless innings yesterday on 80 pitches in the heat and I feel absolutely fine, even worked out this morning

Imagine complaining about hot weather (living in the soggiest/hottest part of SW Ontario)

I bought a mobile ac unit on amazon a few years ago. Best investment i ever made. Highly recommended to my fellow sweating eurobros

People are enjoying the weather actually.

I was just playing tennis for 2 hours at 35 degrees
It was fucking nothing, felt hot for the first 10 minutes, and then you get used to it. Tired of all these faggots crying about muh unbearable heat

>t. Eglin AFB mystery meat