Brit/pol/ - Final two edition

>Penny Mordaunt: 105 (+3)
>Rishi Sunak: 137 (+19)
>Liz Truss: 113 (+27)

Penny Mordaunt is OUT.

Rishi Sunak or Liz Truss will be the next British Prime Minister.

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Truss troopers assemble!

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So Tory have just decided to hand the crisis to Labour to deal with eh?

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First for bussin & no cap

>You can become leader of our country on the back of an internal vote from members

Anybody else hate our system? If you elect a new leader, you should have to call an election desu.

I know technically you're voting for your local MP, and not the PM, but realistically it doesn't work like that anymore.

h-hell yes i'm truss enuff

1st for applying to be liz's resercher

threadly reminder that I predicted rishi becoming PM months ago

Let's go rishi!!

>truss troopers
Whichever one of you came up with this should be taken out behind the back of the bike sheds and given a good kicking.

>1st for applying to be liz's resercher
be sure to open-access all your research

reality

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Lol. He's got no chance against Liz.

She only wants BAME researchers

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>American vlogger, 21, is 'gang-raped in Pakistan hotel' by 'guide and his accomplice' who 'took videos of her as blackmail': Police arrest two men
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11031253/Pakistan-police-arrest-2-men-accused-gang-raping-US-woman.html
They'll fit in here well then...

Their majority doesn't change. The issue is the mandate change. So if they're changing their mandate then yes we need a GE

>Tory members can change their vote after voting. They can submit both online and postal votes, but only the second on recieved will be counted

lmao here we go

What the fuck is that?

It's not fair lads. Gonna have to take down the penny statue in me garden now ffs

WAHEYYYY RISHI RISHI RISHI
WHO'S #READY4RISHI?
HE'S GONNA BE THE FIRST BASED BAME PM!
G'WORN RISHI!!!

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post hob

So labour’s getting in next election. Pretty good going all things considered

>Go to rape capital
>Get raped

looking at all this shits made me feel sick as fuck
reckon ive caught aids through the screen

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it's gis a bit user

Surely to fucking Allah there's not much room for fraud with only 160,000 votes coming in.

That my friend, is what peak performance looks like.

>More now from Liz Truss who has issued a statement to supporters in the last few minutes thanking them for selecting her as one of the final two contenders for Tory Party leader.

>She also pays tribute to the other leadership candidates, saying each of them "has contributed enormously to the Conservative Party and to public life".

>The foreign secretary says: "I am excited to now take to the country to make the case to the Conservative Party about my bold new economic plan that will cut taxes, grow our economy and unleash the potential of everyone in our United Kingdom.

>"As prime minister I would hit the ground running from day one, unite the party and govern in line with Conservative values.

>"I am incredibly proud to be a part of the Conservative and Unionist Party and am excited to spend the next few weeks proving to all of our brilliant members exactly why I am the right person to lead it, and our great nation."

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Got any inspiration for me din dins la' ?

Blows my mind how people, especially white women, would willingly go to places like Pakistan or Afghanistan on holiday

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ironic coming from this flag.

Anyone hear Jon sweeny on Vanessa Feltz earlier?

I'm ready to be Trussed-up

>my friend
I preferred it when you people called us sir. This over familiarity is not attractive.

how do you reckon he feels about his fellow countrymen having a poo bath

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>unite the party and govern in line with Conservative values.
2 million per year it is

>t

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>it will never happen to me
There I cleared that up for you.

You people are the worst.

Mad how kwasi fucked Liz truss, we have a choice between a BBC whore and a paki kek

Sunak is going to win because he's a puppet for Dominic Cummings

Truss will win because she’s a white women, it’s win win for the Tory party

Namefags been busy today. Has there been another grooming gang exposed or something?

BAME PM BIG WIN

Ironic indeed
t; decades of unfortunate shitskin experience

new drinking game

take a drink each time she says "eh"
youtube.com/watch?v=9Auq9mYxFEE

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If Michael Gove makes it into yet another cabinet I'm going to go nuts

We love you rishi, we do
We love you rishi, we soooo
Ohhh rishi we love you

She's a Paki herself
twitter.com/arsched/status/1549672381916250112

why would you even bother washing your clothes when you live like this

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All trussed up

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MI6 is deciding on the next PM as we speak, don't want anyone to form any opinions before the right opinion has been decided.

batch made this last night lad as a side

going to have it tonight with glazed minted lamb and a flatbread

its a nice recipe - great for this time of year
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> tem 'Bongladistan' won't a meme anymore soon

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>we
>choice
I don't think you know what's going on here.

She will win because the goldsmiths moved their money from boris to her and the other politicians will fall in line or have their deepest secrets used against them

just want a Britain without gobby entitled wogs in it

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There's no place for anti-semitism in modern Britain.

BAMEs win either way
Either a BAME becomes PM or a woman who has had so many BAMEs inside her she is practically part BAME becomes PM. You're in a BAME world now chud

So it was an honour rape

Kek.

I'm not ready to get dizzy with lizzy

Errm
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Absolute tank is that lad

Not even in the bin? Expect me to contact the ADL about this.

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Corr fakkin ell son. Gis a bit. Gonna have to rustle summin up now, making me hungry like

Are rishi in the middle of the street

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The memes write themselves, she has to win

theres no place for shitskins
look at the fuckint state of them the pathetic cunts
we need to stab them in the balls so they die out or ship them home
these creatures arent human

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Doesn't matter anyway I'm done voting tory. Going to vote Labour

spastics
why are you still talking as though its not already been decided?
why are you willingly sitting there larping acting as though the votes are actually taking place?
neither you nor lower level mp plebs have any say in anything
so why are you feeding into the lie that they and you do

137 is the 33rd prime
113 is a Champions number.

It is Liz. The numbers don't lie.

Am doing chili seseame chicken with udon

Ummm user it's actually Global Britain, not modern Britain. Get it right next time.

vote for 1 or vote for 2 get the same pack of israel first jews

What's for brekkie lads?

Post the milk truss picture

Those anal beads aren't going to insert themselves.

your mums toes

Many conservative members are Any Forumstards, lad

does anyone have that video of the twitch streamer and his mum walks past him fully naked
a big fat woman maybe its not his mum maybe its his wife
i literally cannot find it anywhere

All aboard the rishi train

I too, wish to see the UK become an Islamic Caliphate in my lifetime.

Bet this fella is happy right now.

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Corr luv me noodles me. Get in

He's right, you don't know what's going on here.

Rishi sunak will be the last conservative party leader and pm
You heard it here first.

kicking with a baseball bat

watching Can’t Get You Out of My Head by Adam Curtis; absolutely pozzed, when did he sell out? White British are racist and that's bad because its offensive to invading niggers. total BBC anti-white drivel
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>fella
He doesn't know....

what makes you say that?

Can't see the ratios lad

Remind me which leader is BAME

is he still kneeling for niggers?

Sunak attack
Dishi rishi
The rishmeister

Thing is, Dishy Rishi is Indian and Pakis hate Indians, so how is this going to play out?

>the rishi train

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Only people that cum in canines think this is a good post.

How did she lose?

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Oke

>when did you stop beating your wife
I know you're an incel, but just pretend for a minute.

indians are pakis and pakis are indian its like the difference between a german and a polak

Shocking. You should know that waste disposal is a sensitive subject for the ADL.

Vaush

Liz Truss 8/15
Rishi Sunak 11/8

Wonder if Corbyn'd win if he was still in Labour and there was a GE later this year

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She was a tranny sympathiser, had no chance