Why don't Any Forumslacks join the Marines? You get to become tough, learn new skills, and shoot at enemies

I didn't because the Navy and Air Force were offering E-3 and 4 out of boot for technical careers, but the Corps was offering E-2 to be a parachute rigger. 80% of my local poolees couldn't pass the ASVAB without help didn't make a great impression on me either.

>Why don't Any Forumslacks join the Marines?

Because most posters here are too fucking lazy to operate a fry machine at their local McShits. How the fuck would they handle some Drill Sargeant making them run 10 miles while screaming insults at them at 4 AM?

That is great coomer. Why does this slut have to be in battle with you?

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>WHAT ARE YOU DYING FOR SOLDIER!!

For gay but sex. For LGBT.
For the Vax. For Race mix.
For WEF Globohomo agenda.
and FOR ISRAEL.

>Good Goyim

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