Be british

>be british
>house burns down because it's warm outside
do bongs really?

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It so be like that when government agents deliberately set fire to shit.

>be American
>house disappears because its windy
Weathers a funny thing mutt

>be californian
>forest burns down because it's california

Good thing those homes weren't constructed out of shitty plywood like the US or they might have burned faster

You need to eat the bugs ASAP.
It will stop climate change.

>be bong
>house gets burned down
>at least the kids weren't home
>gotta remember to thank ngubu and his brothers for offering to watch the kids for us overnight
>aww 'ow cute they look so tired, they must've been up late playing

Yes, in Spain we have had 36C summer average instead of 34C. Fires love this, TV says

Any time you see a California wildfire you can safely assume it was sparked by a drunk faggot somewhere innawoods.
>tornados/hurricanes vs. a little warm weather
cope harder, snaggletooth.

Its not ngubu, we’re england not paris, its mohammad.

Only after we observe the long term effects of you lot eating cloned beef. Its been 15 years now have notified anything?

Why do Americans literally jump at the chance to show how non-white they are? European people and their societies did not evolve to handle weather like this.

>be Canadian

God is warning the UK. Elect that pajeet PM and see what happens next.

I thought british and all europeans lived in heavy stone buildings that were impervious to all weather. Guess they are just full of shit and seething at americans over dumb shit as usual.

>be bongoloid
>dies
Also
>try to get to Spain
>pays manolo 1000£ upfront for a studio without windows
>flight canceled
Jajaja

Have they arrested any homeowners for not having a proper house burning license

>Be normie
>Passing around media hysteria

more like MKUltra'd glowies setting them on fire.

>be swedish femboy

it stops glucose from reaching the part of the brain that makes them racist and believe in God

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self reporting, no body wants to be white if they can get a hand out for being a mutt

40.3 degrees is like an average summer day here, didn’t you you guys conquer half the world once?

Cope

So, how exactly does global warming make it 105F oen day, then 77F the very next day?

It's a fucking high pressure system passing by, not the end of the world you fucking retards.

t. California

we have brick buildings filled with insulation material. literally designed to retain heat.

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> Be american
> a whole state is paralyzed by a little snow

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What scum still buys tabloids in the year of our Lord 2022? Well I suppose Any Forums is a tabloid-esque space with sensationalist bullshit, gossip and drama. Tabloid papers are like porn mags before porn was free on the web.

My house held up fine to 140mph winds... my trees.....not so much...

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it was cool outside this morning and still boiling hot inside my home. I had to open all my doors and windows for about 2 or 3 hours before it became human

Lol, you pussies are crying about 101 degree weather and your house burned down. I live in 120 degree weather and my house is fine.

RIP oak tree. Was it big and glorious?