Time to get up wagie another day of slavery awaits

I’ve been up since 3:30 AM and I don’t get off of work till 5:30 PM

>Time to get up wagie another day of slavery awaits
In heaven people work hard labor for all eternity. Wage slavery is merely training for the eternal slavery.

Better than my 22 cent raise

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It's a larp

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I get yearly 15% raises as a fed but it still is straight up dog shit

I mean Ivars, not ivans

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Joke's on you, I work the night shift. Good night user.

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I pee on people for money. Mornings are slow

I didn't work a single day in my life for 35 years, I regret nothing. AMA.

spoliers: I was 10x happier when I wasn't working.