Oi m8, you got a loiscence for those eggs?

>Cracking down on anti-social behavior.
I wonder what are they gonna do when people shift to throwing feces?
Sharting loicense? Ban on assalut turds? Declare taco-bell a terrorist organisation?

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Too bad they can't write what they really mean, "We do not sell eggs or flour to underage sandniggers/niggers".

Shut up punk

That tecnological advance would have helped me the times I spent my birthdays at school.

That's a weird sign. What exactly is it for?

What is the logic here? Someones house got egged?

>little chavs and niggers throw eggs and flour at people's houses
>police tell shops not to sell it to them so they can't
>complain

He can throw flour and eggs at you and there is nothing you can do about it.

Well since none of the crumpet cunts care to clarify I'm going to assume what it means is

"The eggs are under lock and key because shitskins steal them for vandalizing"

the bread part, I assume they steal it too

oh FLOUR yeah this is definitely them saying "niggers and arabs fuck shit up but we can't say that" many such cases, including here!

Now the kids looking for a prank will throw something else instead.

>NOOOOO you have to let kids vandalize your property on halloween or it's literally 1984!!!

It actually sounds rather nice when it's pronounced by a native.

Could always just use rock

It's more about society getting to the point where eggs and flour have to be kept under lock and key, not the fact that they've taken the measure. What about if you wanna send your kid to the shop for eggs, it's ridiculous. For context this is in a very small and 100% white town, this isn't race related at all, it's a problem of our wider society. There's always been mischief like this but there's been a spate of flour and egg attacks. Can only guess it's TikTok related.

>the result of humanity having advanced too far
Stealing this. What an apt description of modern Britain, the Icarus of nations.

My grandma died due to a attack eggshell.

Or maybe the classic molotov cocktail. Always a laugh.

The UK has a lot of stupid movements to prevent "anti-social" behavior. Its basically to prevent teenagers from egging houses, which is dumb because 99.9% of people buying eggs aren't egging houses and the eggs can just be hosed off later.

for me, it's calling in noise complaints at 10pm on bonfire night/new years

What is with the brits obsession with "anti-social behavior"? Is it just about harassing sane white people who hate society?

that's just how it's used now really. brits have always been a "appearances must be kept up" people.

M90 they are going to do it regardless of the legal status of eggs.
>legal status of eggs
That is such a strange phrase.

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