When will these SJWs stop this nonsense?
Black people in white rolls, gay people sprinkled everywhere, now this! They made a game involving our beloved Samas Aran, but, get this, they made him a woman!!!
Why can't things go back the way they used to be? I bey Jews are behind this latest game. I refuse to buy any Metroid game ever again! Who's with me?
In the latest metroid game, they made Samus a woman!
Colton Martinez
Luke Adams
kek
Jack Lee
>he doesn't know she's a trans-metroid now
Jordan Gray
are you retarded? what made you waste space on this board for this obvious bait thread. Im gonna season your thread
Dominic Wilson
Metroid is a pretty cool guy
Eh kills all the aliens
And doesn't afraid of anything
Henry Morgan
>he couldn't beat the older games fast enough
Brody Gray
bing bang wahoo
Julian Brown
everywhere I go, I must shitpost.
Ryder Allen
Metroid Fusion is the best one and the only one I've been able to replay.
Alexander Campbell
do you like paprika or sage?
Aaron Green
>2022
>asking the most normiest of questions "When will these SJWs stop this nonsense?"
Fuckoff bot
William Roberts
Someone said something the other week that made me check my Fusion and Zero Mission cartridges. The Fusion one still had its saved games but not the Zero Mission one. I played Zero Mission for a bit, saved, and the saved game was still there the next day, so I'm not sure if it's a battery thing or if I deleted all my save files for some reason.
Zachary Ortiz
Why can't Metroid crawl?
Matthew Anderson
Shitposting hours
Caleb Gonzalez
Big nosed freemason subhuman spying on people.
Blake Garcia
Samas has always been female kid.
Oliver Miller
that fight was kino
Christian Adams
samas arian is a robot dumb nigger
Carter Cooper
When you type in Justin Bailey and all underscores you play as her without the suit in the original Metroid.
Carter Flores
She's part metroid on the DNA level, something those freaks wish they could achieve
Daniel Scott
>they made Samus a woman!
they also made your kids learn arabic numerals
westoids are so cucked
Nathan Cook
Lmao lmao at you inferior infidel dogs. Better to live in the stone Age than your modern age of W*stern values such as the worship of homosexuals, niggers, trannies and other undesirables.
You white infidel dogs are going extinct and most of you are cheering for it. That is why you are so hostile, I can see the desperation inside of you. Knowing there is nothing you can do to save yourself, save your race or save your culture.
The Mujahideen will replace you, we ARE replacing you. And the best part is? You cumskin infidels are financing the entire thing.
Sunni Islam and Sharia Law is coming kaffir, and we will not be kind to the likes of you.
Henry Hill
>white rolls
>Samas Aran
>I bey Jews
You have to be Chink or Pajeet. Either way, non-white hands typed this.