How do I Jared Leto maxx?
How do I Jared Leto maxx?
Isaac Murphy
Nathaniel Price
1. have tranny genetics
2. avoid physical hardship, live comfy life
3. use lots of body care products
4. eat easily digestible foods that don't burden the liver, bile or intestines, so they don't accumulate damage
5. avoid alcohol, coffee
6. sleep at least 7 hours per day
Nathaniel Hill
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Chase Morgan
Omg so beauty
Christopher Rogers
be jewish comedian, rick glassman's, femboy girlfriend.
Josiah Johnson
Holy smokes I literally do NONE of these things that would help me look like Jared!! Fuck it YOLO & I’m old so I DGAF
Connor Campbell
>how to Letomaxx
Buy a sketchy military film studio in Laurel Canyon that produced more movies than Hollywood, starring huge celebrities, but we’re not allowed to see any of the films.
Jordan Allen
No cigarettes or alcohol, very limited sun exposure, have a makeup artist
Jeremiah Cooper
I’m listening…
Jordan Powell
drop some comments about how jared leto would be amazing to do a real world documentary about cartels
make a deal with a cartel that you could get a hollywood star tehre
use persuasion and seed planting to get him to do a cartel movie
this can be done
if I wanted to do it, I could persuade him
then when they cut off his face, duct tape it around your own
take his phone and just start posting as jared
see how many years you can keep up the ruse
you might need to get some very good makeup or paint to keep the skin looking good, but then you could say you're getting facial surgery done
slowly as his leathery face wears out, you reveal your own face
now you are jared. the leto. full leto.
nobody else will know
call yourself trans and his old image and name will become illegal
anyone posting an op pic will be banned, google will remove your old name and autocorrect it to "julian ho" even tho your real name is something vietnamese.
wait a minute, you fucking asian, why are you even in italy masturbating over the idea of cutting of leto's face? you have to go back you subhuman
Julian Powell
Pretty cool place to live I’d say. Movie night with friends is probably Manson Family pornos & snuff films by Roman Polanski or some shit
Joseph Morales
all replies are retarded so far. The real answer is sociopathy and consumption of the flesh of babies (foreskin). Same as a lot of these "people"
Jonathan Rogers
Yup
Ryan Cooper
>genetics
>diet
>exercise
Lmao.
It's surgery ofc.
William Gomez
Do something about that hideous daughter. If it can't be fixed, hide it somewhere.
Nolan Jackson
Gabriel Reed
Fuck this witch. Needs to be burned at the stake
Matthew Ross
>retards actually think this guy doesn't drink and smoke
low IQ
its foreskins
John Ward
Jared has been vegan/raw vegan for along time.
Look up raw vegans. They are like Jared Leto. They look 20 when they are in their 50s.
Christopher Powell
A lotta good info in this book.
The history of Lookout Mountain studio starts @ page 60 of the PDF (55 in the book.) It’s quite creepy.
Jackson Myers
that's a bad bleach job, sun in eyes for closed eyes and MAYBE cheek treatments for the second photo but he has a lot of eye wrinkles, there, as well. how many fucking autistic people are around here comparing faces without concept of world or because they themselves are ugly disasters?
i'm in my 30s, i look fucking GREAT. i don't even have crows feet and i'm just a regular guy who doesn't eat fast food. if i had millions of dollars i'd look 18, too.
Jordan Lewis
The fuck are you on? Vegans looks 50s in their 20s.
Kevin Butler
Keep drinking the Kool Aid, dumbass.
Carson Sullivan
adrenochrome
Camden Johnson
wrinkle, blotchy face subhuman detected.
if you lose weight a lot of things will correct themselves, even wrinkles. if you are not mcdonalds obese there is a chance for you.
Levi Brooks
It's only a matter of time before this guy is exposed as a Jim Jones-tier psycho rapist.
Carson Jones
One of the best books I’ve read in a long time. I can’t believe I got PSYOP’d into this being some of my favorite music. Hard to listen to this music after reading. RIP Dave McGowan. They killed him with an aggressive form of cancer for writing this book
Carter Myers
Drink cum
Anthony Moore
And lots of anal rape
William Gonzalez
Based and Face Off pilled.
Charles Green
he's the most basic bitch in american history. he wanted to be a pop star + blockbuster star + hollywood star + star catch for a female actress
and did all of them mediocre. he's the most mediocre person in media. listen to 30 seconds to mars, it's barely radio play worthy. he's only a sidekick/second character in any important movie or he's the main character in the 3rd reset of a universe.
his only value is that he has pretty eyes and that is enough to intimidate you into thinking he's some kind of illuminati genius.
you should think more highly of yourself
Ryan Adams
Have Jared Leto's parents.
Adrian Peterson
Now it's Face (((/))) Off... these Mandigo FX can't keep getting away with it.
Robert Green
>wrinkle, blotchy face subhuman detected.
>if you lose weight a lot of things will correct themselves, even wrinkles. if you are not mcdonalds obese there is a chance for you.
Are you a bot? Wtf did that womanly rant come from?
Kayden Roberts
+he’s a Stinkstar stabber
Landon Roberts
Rape babies, then collect their blood as you mutilate them, drink the blood asap, kill the babies.
Owen Wright
you said keep drinking the kool aid as a generic response to somebody who has a disagreement with you. then i responded with a way to discredit you. and then you respond with...
that
we think highly of individual german posters on Any Forums and this is how you treat us.
Joshua Wilson
Kekk
Currently I’m in the midst of a Polanski marathon. Most of his movies suck, he’s terribly overrated.
Typical example: a communist propaganda flick he made starring Peter Sellers, Ringo Starr, and Christopher Lee The Magic Christian
Kevin Nelson
Really seems like a bot. Ah well, it's Any Forums.