How to kill myself?

I have 1.3K dollars to spend on acquiring the resources needed, that’s about 6.7K in Brazil. I have contact with a friend that could sell me a gun but I don’t want to scar him mentally by using the gun to kill myself. Looking for something that won’t leave me deformed and won’t hurt for long.

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Here you go. Say "hi" to Saint Peter for me.

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how about you die fighting evil?
there are plenty of evil people to fight all over the world
most wear uniforms

Don't kill yourself just go do something crazy.

Rent a small boat, go several miles out to sea. Shoot self in the head while sitting on the rail so you fall overboard. Want someone to get their
boat back? Just radio in a quick mayday with your location before you do it. You are welcome!

Don't do this OP it creates nerve gas

find your self a fucktoy troon

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this go visit your local (SIN)agogue and bake them some cookies and have a nice chat about foreskins or something

Is there something painless and easy like picrel but also make it look accidental?

Dont do it user.

Kill bad guys instead. Make the world a better place.

Thanks
Does it really?

ventilator lol
not my personal style (im not jewish)

You're a fucking nigger.
You don't have enough confidence to do the task you believe in, so you try to convince suicidal people to do it for you. You know full well that everything is a bit of a gamble, and you fat satanic nigger cattle will continue to enjoy the juices of life while you tell the mentally ill to fight your battles for you. I place you low.

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Just get up and go throw the tank away after you die.

> don’t want to scar him mentally
YOU ARE A BITCH ASS FAGGOT
YOU ARENT SERIOUS
YOU WANT ATTENTION.


FUCK YOU YOU FAKE FUCKING CLOWN

some of us actually are suicidal here. fucking faggot goof bitch

you make me sick.

Maybe you could use one of these to squeeze your carotid arteries as an alternative to hanging.
If your airway is closed it could be painful and will likely cause a panic reflex. Cut the flow of blood to the brain and it's unconsciousness in 30 seconds and death in 5 minutes.
Being deprived of air will make your brain freak out and try to preserve itself. If this works it'd be lights out before the brain knows what's going on and far more tidy than a gunshot.
Try it out and let us know if it works OP.

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I was thinking more like become a serial killer or something but this is cool too I guess

Doesn't work, at least in the U.S.

They lace this shit with oxygen now, so you won't die anymore cause they caught on to weak faggots like you doing this.

Good job. You ruined it for everyone else.

grow some balls and be better

Probably a glowie, but The only people worth taking out, an average citizen will never have access too

Just buy a lot of helium and a lot of balloons and fly away with the mask and helium tank. If you want to die while up there then go ahead. A crash landing should wipe away any signs.

cyanide my friend it won’t take long, 2min and u dead!

Sodium nitrite.

What a homo. That's enough to buy at least 4 ounces and start dealing.

go to a medical supply store and purchase a mask and hoses for a c-pap machine.
go to a party supply store and purchase a tank of helium.
connect the c-pap mask to the helium supply.
follow all other instructions on c-pap device.
sleeping pills and alcohol will help with the anxiety.
if you have access to illegal drugs maybe try a dose of heroin.
then just go to sleep.
you won't wake up.
good luck explaining it all to jesus when you see him

Before you go, can you give me that money? I wanna buy a bike, a weighted vest, drugs and hookers. :)