Brit/pol/

36 here at the scottish boarder

Put 3 cubes of ice in me guinness, didn't drink half before it melted, think we might be in a heatwave

>Going outside into the garden is agony.
same. went out earlier and was just hit by a mad wall of heat and noped back inside lol

Midlands.

toon time. give us your toons.
youtube.com/watch?v=E55WQGiVKko

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Cahmawn Stella yoo slaaaag

Ordering a Phal so no farting isn't feasible

hope j*sh dies this year.

>stop farting
No.

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reminer

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Corrr Scottish border is well lush countryside luv me leafy posh suburb to much to leave though.

>foreign muck
>supporting foreigners

I win.

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It's fucking 40 here lads. Thousands dying n that

>youtube.com/watch?v=D_3-nbqPXRE
we have video

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Congrats, your prize is a million more bames before 2023.

Ever put a shot of tia maria in ur guinness?

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jul/17/putin-is-already-at-war-with-europe-there-is-only-one-way-to-stop-him
>He has weaponised food, energy and refugees, spreading economic and political pain across the continent. Sanctions don’t work, a land for peace deal would be a disaster. Only the military route remains
Is brit/pol/ ready to die for no reason or benefit?

>boarder

Mkone's got that indoor ski slope ennit? Member going there when it first opened like

Yeah it is lush, got a big farm here. Absolutely ideal.

J*sh on the left and p*be in the middle, anonymongs as the chair

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You near Cambridgeshire or London because that’s the only place that’s meant to hit 40z

YOU'RE KILLING THE PLANNNNNET!

>Based. Why not? No cuddles? No connection?
>Kek. Confident in your personality i see!
My personality is alright but I’m a bit blackpilled. I just didn’t like the lack of future in it, seemed pointless.
>6 is good, 6 is good indeed. A 25% reduction in pussychemical
>Might have to get some. Tbqhwy i look like a cypriot after the last few weeks. Gonna have to shave this mohawk off ngl.
No word of a lie, I used to skive if school a lot, mostly to play vidya but I used to sunbathe naked too and cover myself in cooking oil lol. I was only about 14 years old.

A week until unst
Fuck England and fuck the mainland

Why the fuck are Steve Baker, John Redwood and JRM backing a fake conservative who thinks she's Thatcher

Truss is as bad as Sunak and Mordaunt you know what Truss is worse because she sounds somewhat conservative but she won't back up her words wtih action

Fuck man the sun has frazzled me. Broader

There we go thats better

>news.sky.com/story/several-homes-severely-damaged-after-fires-break-out-in-east-london-village-amid-record-breaking-temperatures-12655061

Shits on fire

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Aye I'm in the fens in the shire lad. Right fucking muggy it is

Oi wots happnin in dis ere thred guvnas
Ope u go’ a loicense fuh dat fawk befaw ya ‘ook in ta that blood puddin lad

If you're using anything other than pedal power I'm gonna be seething.

youtu.be/LTrk4X9ACtw

It's black pudding you slag

Hottest day of the year 38c i’m sitting outside trying to enjoy the sun and my fucking spastic of a neighbour is banging with a fucking hammer at something in his garden? Why is he such a cunt?

I am ready to be split in half by a grad rocket so gay people can get monkeypox.

Is this you?
youtu.be/E_ma4tXMOhk

4 flights and 4 ferry’s plus a rental car

>As previously argued here, direct, targeted, forceful western action to repulse Russia’s repulsive horde is not a vote for a third world war. It’s the only feasible way to bring this escalating horror to a swift conclusion while ensuring Putin, and those who might emulate him, do not profit from lawless butchery.

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I miss Nige

Badenoch 59
Mordaunt 92
Sunak 118
Truss 86

Badenoch is out

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I’m here but don’t tell the press

>repulsive horde
>horde
Is this a racist dogwhistle?

The results are as follows:

>Kemi Badenoch - 59
>Penny Mordaunt - 92
>Rishi Sunak - 118
>Liz Truss - 86

I have a theory that climate change is caused by BAMEs, not co2. I could be wrong, but we'll never know unless we try eliminating them all.

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YOU PLANET KILLER!
Seriously though, hope you have fun.

Racist that

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Lmao they’re all been told to vote for the world economic forum puppet to bad he won’t win a membership vote because no one likes him. Looks like mordant or truss is the next leader.

>Mordaunt 92
mummy cummies still in 2nd

>the ol' 3+1 Laura-spesh

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While Rishi has the most votes, IIRC his votes didn't shift from the other day.

>In prospect, too, is a shattering of EU solidarity as national governments compete for scarce resources
So the UK should side with Russia to better subvert one of its biggest rivals?

inb4 convenient withdrawals of the other two

Leave them alone. It’s not what Oswald wanted. We can eliminate thrm here though.

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As a middle aged white man, I'm not feeling overly represented by the Toryboys.

>temp 39.3 in oakham
fuckkkkkking hellllll
feels ok tho ngl
closed all the curtains, windows and doors at 10am and stuck a wet towel rack in front of the fans.

feeling p nic

She's finished. Most of Badenoch's MPs will transfer to Truss putting her in 2nd

Lol

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it seems likely they'd use more energy on central heating..... How do we solve the wog problem?

>news.sky.com/story/kemi-badenoch-knocked-out-of-tory-leadership-race-as-field-narrows-to-three-12654785
Kemi is out

>Bad Enoch

That’s an average summers day where you’re from in street shitistan though?

His votes have been between 110-120 for the past three rounds iir

It's a bit hot lads

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Just don’t import them

And to think the niggers are still wearing the puffer jackets that they stole. It's as if they don't belong here.

Roight all dis behavior is gettin rappor’ed straight ta her majesty the queen

what do you lot think of Britain First coming out for Kemi lads???

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never been
you seem obsessed though
go get a flight over there . have at it

Could it be anymore obvious that the Guardian is a glowie outlet at this point? This guy is an obvious intelligence agent

Jealous tbqh

He looks how i feel when im having a paranoid schitzophrenic episode

how?

modern day bateman

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It doesn’t matter sunak wont best either when it’s put to the vote of the membership because no one likes midgit pakis especially not the rank and file of the Tory party and a few Tory boy spastics on twitter doesn’t change that fact. It’s either Truss or mummy milkers

Checked - heading to Leicester's famous beach now.

the nigger has been knocked out of the tory race.

THANK FUCKING SHIT.

I was terrified we we're gonna have our first nigger running the country.

Now we're left with a hadji and some sluts.

Already been to India and it was a shithole.

So you're saying I'm heckin' based?
We must all make sacrifices to achieve net zero by 2030.

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ITT: reddit scum who contributed to that thread

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Rishi and Penny are the only ones that look like they could be smart.

>our beloved NHS

>he thinks any political party will give a single shit about such a tiny demographic
Lmao.

>invested in a race to see who is going to be sacrificed when food goes up 250% in September
lol

the amount you go on about it anyone would think you're gay for india

>Russia’s repulsive horde
Imagine if it were about mussies...

Yeah it’s nice
Probably going to have to take heads tbqh. The politicians won’t listen and you aren’t allowed to protest or form movements (politically) to stop it. They cross party created UAF (Antifa) to stop that. It’s hilarious to me that antifa is state sponsored in the U.K.

Yeah I'm thinking the same. Can you imagine sunak meeting with a world leader and having to use a step up to a podium during a speech? Not happening.