Why do Jews like to wear large fuzzy wheel hats, thigh-length white socks, and oversized black jackets...

It’s a flanderization of traditional eastern european clothing. Kikes came from there.

The curls on the sides of their head represent Satan in the form of a serpent in the garden of Eden. The big round hat represents Saturn, their "ruling star" They wear kippas, the tiny little skull caps, to keep God from seeing their thoughts, motivations.

Idk but I want one of those big hats

They dress up how Polish-Lithuanian nobility used to dress back when it was their own personal Khazar puppet state. It’s to remind the goyim that they think they deserve to rule over them.

They stole the look from old Polish land owners.

>Me and the boys on our way to slay some pussy.

Kill yourself.

Probably just tradition - same as cutting your dick skin off.

i think its funny
it looks like a religious garb fused with a business suit
like some sort of banker monks
>oohh dear customer, give us today your daily money and forgive our sins as we forgive the blacks.

actually they consider clothing to be holy so thats why they wear nice clothes
Nonsense, the hat is nothing more then the fashion of the 1500's in central europe. Peyot are based on the biblical commandment for jewish men not to cut the hair at the corners of the head.

>They wear kippas, the tiny little skull caps, to keep God from seeing their thoughts, motivations.

>The Talmud states, "Cover your head in order that the fear of heaven may be upon you."[12] Rabbi Hunah ben Joshua never walked 4 cubits (6.6 feet (2.0 m)) with his head uncovered. He explained: "Because the Divine Presence is always over my head."[13] This was understood by Rabbi Yosef Karo in the Shulchan Arukh as indicating that Jewish men should cover their heads, and should not walk more than four cubits bareheaded.[14] Covering one's head, such as by wearing a kippah, is described as "honoring God".[15]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kippah#Jewish_law

if they're LARPing as ancient israelites why are they wearing eastern european clothing?

they are for one thing with polyaks

Just wait until you find out how much one of those hats actually costs.

The jackets and suits are european and the hat is turko-mongol.
Obviously not something they wore in the desert

back in the 18th and 19th century when this style was developed, dressing like that showed you're rich.
>those big hats: very expensive animal fur
>those gaberdines and coats: expensive and tailor made
>white socks: you are elite who does no manual labor or walk in the mud, your white things stay white.

I bought a synthetic fur one outside a German airport years ago, and it was still expensive.

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Because they'll never change the fact that they're really eastern europeans.

They basically worship microbiology a.k.a. “culture “so wearing way too much crap especially on their head allows them to you just eat a large amount of microbiology all over the body and emit it into the air where it magically controls goyim.

I’m not bullshitting you, they actually believe this.

That’s because you bought it from a jew

Because Jannies are now Christcucks and delete every single thread that criticizes their Hebrew God YHWH and his Rabbi son Yeshua.

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if they're LARPing as ancient israelites by your logic, wouldn't they be wearing ancient israelite clothing?

citation needed

If they all wore hats that looked fashionable then non Jews would sell them and non Jews buy and wear them.
So by making there religious hats look stupid no non Jews would be seen dead in them

They have tzitzit under their black robes. Jews aren't logically consistent. They pretend to be white when it suits them, then pretend to be ancient israelites when it suits them.

thats because tzitzit are a mitzvot. There is no contradiction between wearing mitzvot and a suit