Dear Vegans

If science proved that plants feel pain, what would you eat?

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>thought this was a joke
>it's actually real

It's time to go on the Haitian diet at that point.

Everything thing I want.

Trees are some of the most sacred beings on earth and they don't give a shit about them.

I eat pain and sorrow.

If you stick your dick in a potted plant that counts as sex. QED.

Fake and extremely gay

Garmondozia for BOB

I only eat fruit that has fallen off trees that no other mammal needed. I feel pretty bad because i know i take away the fruit before the worms, insects and fungi can get a nutricious meal. I can also not kill myself because that isnt a vegan thing to do.

even the plants must suffer on god's green earth. what was their sin?

>If science proved that plants feel pain, what would you eat?

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They hate humans, the way humans hate niggers.

Animals, and plants. And if klaus starves me, people.

I'll eat pussy

Killing yourself and feeding your corpse to the worms is the most vegan thing you can do, go for it user.

it truly is a doggy dog world

we've known this for a long time

>I'll eat pussy
This.
Euros will starve, of course (them being faggots and such).

Are vegans pro lifers?

When they answer "fruits", "nuts", "dead plants", you'll realize veganism is the religion of shame and guilt. Of those who put themselves in the lowest point of the trophic lifechain.

And thus they will be treated mercilessly by nature.

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True vegans are, because they use exactly the same arguments for unborn children and animals. And unborn children are animals.

But in reality most vegans are just in it for the false sense of morality and are cringe feminist who are quintipple vaxed and wear 3 masks while screaming 'my body my choice!'

chinks

let's just eat them before they eat us

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Until a plant can look me in the eye, give my hand an affectionate lick, or communicate its desire to live with me in some way I won't feel as guilty about eating them.

Are sausages a plant?
Also, what kind of pain level do they experience?