Based or cringe?

Based or cringe?

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suddenly i understand the shitposting

Nice calves

A dad has a dad bod, who cares

very

Is his whole body shaved?

Talk about pasty

he's building that cheeseburger hooker gut
a man's gotta eat

Is he ok
Why is he so pale and hairless?

And he's the biggest dad there is

Chubby

...he is a white man
The guy to his left is an ameri-mutt you think is white.

Isnt he like 50?

Das tru, nahimsayin?

>african
>white
elon musk is a nigger

Baked. Like the Pillsbury Doughboy. Nigga literally looks like a pastry.

Hes got the "V" youre just jelly

Roid gut, he finally embraced the bezos pill

He's had like 9 kids you dumb fuck!

i like boats

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Boar people are mixed

He's becoming a true American

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he didn't birth them

Being a father is no excuse to be a fat slob. In fact having a wife and children to protect should be more of an incentive to stay fit and healthy.

He's probably full of wires and computer chips

Some user said it earlier. He's built like a farmer. As much as he's gey and probably part of the illuminati, i just dont see how he has the time to put into it, when hes always doin shit like this. Still dont trust him

Being unmarried, he probably eats at restaurants all the time.

I’m sure if his family needs security, he hires them.